kindly confused rare

confidence

a great feeling of kindly confused rare went over me

by themadcrystal February 8, 2026

Kynlary

The greatest underground rap artist ever and the one true creator of Diaryplugg.

Kynlary: Niggas talk about rats, niggas talk about no cheese
Me: holy fuckin shit I'm crying

by bottleofsmoke January 18, 2026

Smelly kindling

An action in which you set butthole hairs on fire and liquid shit to extinguish the fire

“Dude last night I tried to preform smelly kindling, it did not go well”

by That guy thats weird asf September 16, 2018

Jhae Kyndrck

A first-born son who gives hope and courage to his family.
A future successor of the family.

Their son Jhae Kyndrck is a blessing, he never failed his family.

by jkreyes June 7, 2021

i kindly ask you to go fuck off

Polite way of saying "fuck off"

Guy 2: fucking with Guy 1
Guy 1: (Is frustrated) i kindly ask you to go fuck off.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ September 25, 2021

Alyssa and Kyndal

Best friends for been there since you were hurt. Kyndal always wants live and attention and alyssa a another hand doesn’t but is ok with it.

Alyssa and Kyndal ,Kyndal always e wants a hug as alyssa doesn’t but still gives her hugs.

by You hottie May 12, 2022

Jean-Phillipe Kindler

Jean-Phillipe Kindler also known as: "Joppel", "Kinkler", "Jan-Phillip", "Jophy", "JPK", "Jay-Pee", "Koppel", "Gockel", "John", "Schwindler" or "Son"

is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.

Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.

At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.

Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.

German: "Ey Jean-Phillipe Kindler, was ist denn Mikrokosmos? hab ich noch nie gehört, was macht ihr für Musik?
JPK: "sorry, english please?"

by BasedWannabeSurfer October 12, 2023