Keyboard Queer 

A person, particularly biased, uneducated, and part of the 5 letter system (visit 5 letter system in Urban Dictionary), and believes the first thing that appears to their eyes and ears, that goes online, particularly twitter, and seeks out posts they do not agree with, fact or opinion, and try to discredit or boycott it.

All these keyboard queers in the comments of my twitter post are so annoying!

Keyboard Queer by Toastyy34 June 21, 2021

Keyboard Spam 

A keyboard spam is when someone smashes random letters on their keyboard, whether it be via mobile, desktop, or otherwise. Most of the time, keyboard spams have no literal connotation, they're just... Well, spams.
Someone could keyboard spam for various reasons. I, personally, keyboard spam when one of my friends says something that makes my brain go "alkajskahsuejsbsjd." But you could also spam out of frustration, excitement, speechlessness, embarrassment, or just pure boredom.
Keyboard spams can be followed by or placed after sentences (coherent or not), or just by themselves.

*Keyboard spam example: Flustered*
Friend 1: "Thanks, Darling. :)"
Friend 2: "akhekshrkegjevrj WHAG DID YOU JUST CALL ME"

*Keyboard spam example: Boredom*
Friend 1: "I'm bored.
Friend 2: "kssjebsjshdje"
Friend 1: "Same bro, same."

Keyboard Spam by bug boy June 21, 2022

keyboard warrior 

a keyboard warrior is generally someone that is spending more time behind the keyboard (on the internet) than anywhere else. he will not quickly send a text message for a little question, he will not call you for anything - he will send PMs on forums and emails. the keyboard warrior is someone that asks many (often complete and utterly unneccesary) questions all the time on message boards and email, as if he had no logic himself to combine and get his answers from.

keyboard warrior example

keyboard warrior by catherina sunbank October 12, 2007

Keyboard Commando 

A pro white youth who wastes his time on a pc rather then training for war.

Mario is a keyboard commando

Keyboard Commando by Ne01 March 26, 2003

Keyboard Babies 

Noun. A nut busted while masterbating to internet Porn when you are searching and beating at the same time.

Dad used my computer yesterday and got Keyboard babies all over it !!!!!!!!!!!

Keyboard Babies by Victim 183 November 6, 2008

Keyboard Warrior 

A computer hacker. hacker

Lewis is truly a dishonorable and cowardly keyboard warrior.

Keyboard Warrior by Markizel May 19, 2019

keyboard samurai 

Someone who hides behind a computer and threatens another person over the Internet, using very threatening language. Such a person is 110% a pussy and will run away like a deer when confronted in life but will easily trash talk on the Internet wielding his keyboard.

"Man I'll fucking cut tour throat open and feed your flesh to your mom you fucking dead man walking. Make sure the cops catch you before I do!"

"Woah we have a keyboard samurai over here. Come get me faggot!"

keyboard samurai by The Holy Wanker March 10, 2014