Jono Ellis

An australian term to name someone, meaing they are just not a great guy. However, this is much more proper used when in a situation where your friend does something unfriend like.

Example 1

Tim: Frase, you wanna come to my place this weekend?

Fraser: Nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique

Tim: You are such a Jono Ellis, Frase.

Example 2

Kizza: So why didnt Goldsy come out last weekend?

Sitchy: He had to go shopping with his new girlfriend.
Kizza: What a Jono.

by Urbaner Dictionarius November 11, 2012

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Jonkulating

When the one we refer to affectionately as "Jonk" is circulating around the room talking to everyone like they are his best friend. Discharging his warm cunning words of kindness all over their innocent faces.

"Look at him Jonkulating with those people by the bar." "Ugh, we're trying to play a game here."

by Chris S. Redfield September 2, 2013

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jockomo

An Ass Hole. An Itritating piece of shit covered in flys!

Ex. What a jockomo Tom was yesterday!

Bill is quite the Jockomo of late.

by Paco forever October 20, 2013

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jonbod

A bad ass dude that is one of the best friends any person can have. He's got your back! And he yells YEAH BABY when he's pumped up!

Best friends jonbod

by Denhoss November 3, 2013

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Jono Argument

An argument in which a person with an absurdly high IQ taunts another person, whose IQ is slightly (but significantly) lower, until the latter person cracks and storms out in a fit of anger (usually takes all of 30 seconds)

Fiona: Man, did you see Jono storm out of here before?
Hannah: Yeah, don't worry about that, we just had a Jono Argument

by hbenns November 28, 2014

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