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An Ass Hole. An Itritating piece of shit covered in flys!

Ex. What a jockomo Tom was yesterday!
Bill is quite the Jockomo of late.
jockomo by Paco forever October 20, 2013
Urban Dictionary Merch
This word is of indeterminate origin that appears in the chorus of the song "Iko Iko," a folk song originally recorded by James "Sugar Boy" Crawford in the early 1950s. It may be a transliteration of any of the following:

the Bayou French phrase "chaque amour," meaning "all our love."

the language of Mobile Indians, from the phrase "čokəma fehna" which meant "very good."

the Bambara (West African) phrase "Jakamo Fi Na Ye," meaning "The Black Cat is here."

the word "Jacouman," the name of a Yoruba spirit - this interpretation may be supported by other references to Yoruba/Voodoo/Hoodoo within the song.
Talkin' bout ey nah, ey nah
Iko iko an eh
Jockamo feeno ah na neh
Jockamo fee na neh
jockamo by BelleStar May 23, 2013

jockmonkey 

The person in your life who will not leave you alone and/or wants to be like you. One who clings like a monkey and is always on your jock. This includes but is not limited to the following behavior: dressing like you, acting like you, using your patented clever phrases (like "jockmonkey"), remembering past events in a way that makes it seem you are actually copying off of them.
My jockmonkey got an eagle tattoo on his forearm a year after I got a swallow tattoo on mine.
jockmonkey by EntropySoup June 10, 2008

Jockamole 

Jockamole is a combination of jock sweat, cum and ass juice.
Man, I ate that jockamole so good last night!
Jockamole by FrankieT211 February 14, 2018

jockomplisment 

Something a jock or maybe an idiot would think to be a huge accomplishment. It is supposed to sound like "accomplishment"
Jock 1: DUDE. I JUST TOTALLY CHUGGED LIKE A GALLON OF BEER AND DIDNT THROW UP FOR LIKE, 20 MINUTES.

Jock 2: DUDE NO WAY. ALL RIGHT!!!!

Intelligent bystander: What a jockomplisment
jockomplisment by LOOLOOLOOLOO August 25, 2009
A term used to describe something, or someone great, usually with the predisposition of a Stoney excitment.

The term for the lighting designer of the Grateful Dead
Well Jockamo Feenahey, When did you get here?

Jackamo Feenahey
jockamo by Jockamo Feenahey October 28, 2006

jackomo gattoni 

A boy with blond hair and brown or hazel eyes, usually he is taller than you and is very hot.
He usually goes by jack. He gets all the girls and is on the varsity baseball team for his school. All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him, he is popular cool and sexy. he always knows what to say and can practically read your mind. But don't get on his bad side or he will you looking like a jack ass. If he likes you he will definitely protect you and stand up to you.
girl1: wow did you see jackomo gattoni he is so hot, i wish i could be his girlfriend.
girl2: back off he is taken by me! he is mine so back that small booty up girl!
guy1: he is so popular and how does he get the most pretty and poppular girls in school?
guy2: he is jackomo gattoni he just got that swag.
jackomo gattoni by Lilith Sweet April 21, 2017
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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