jockeyback

Noun. orig - Irish. To give someone a lift onto your back and run around. AKA Piggyback

Seamus broke his back while giving yer man, Fat Frank, a jockeyback.

I'm fucking langered! Gies a jockeyback to the nightlink.

by BabyFat February 27, 2010

Joker

Someone who's actions or speech make you laugh; someone who is acting or saying something idiotic

Jimmy: ay yo you know that Johnny asked Jenna out with a coupon from McDonalds right?
Timmy: wait actually?
Jimmy: ye

Timmy: lmaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoao what a joker

by James Timothy III November 4, 2021

Seat Jacker

Someone who takes your spot of the couch when you leave for less then a minute as if hes waiting for his opportunity to strike

Joe is a seat jacker so watch your shit.

by RKALLDAY September 23, 2012

Rocket Jockey

That one person that is overly energetic in the morning.

Person 1: How are you so energetic right now? It's 3AM!
Rocket Jockey: I'M SO EXCITED!!!
Person 2: You're such a rocket jockey... Go to bed!
Rocket Jockey: NEVER! *Throws something at person 2*
Person 2: Son of a bitch!

by Headhunter4277 February 18, 2018

new and improved joker product

A female celebrity with a huge grotesque grin. Coined by radio DJ's Don and Mike to describe Cameron Diaz.
A reference to the poisoned products that The Joker unleashed on Gotham City in the movie "Batman" which killed their victims and left them with horrific grins on their faces.

I hear Justin Timberlake is dating New And Improved Joker Product

by Steve Aardvark December 20, 2006

Joker Pilled

When you are acting like quite the "Joker". Joker pilled even.

When you set fire to that hospital it was so "Joker Pilled"

by Julian Lee November 1, 2021

turd jockey

One who participates in the act of anal intercourse and asshole play whether it be Homo or Hetero sexual play in nature.

"You know, I have just had about enough of Dave's comments about him and his wifes ass capades. Now when I see Dave, I just think to myself-man what a turd jockey and how he can eat with those hands or kiss his mother with that mouth. I Just want to say : Keep the tight wife but hole comments to yourself so I can be ignorant to your anal sexploritory adventures. I mean come on. We still have to spend christmas parties together and I don't want it to get freakin' wierder, so stop!-Please"

by R.L. Allen September 10, 2007