by Gnomeowar December 27, 2023
Get the Israeled mug.When someone steals something, says that they can share it, then permanently takes it.And when you try to get it back, they kill you.
"Man, you can't believe what happened to me at the restaraunt today.A random person stole my seat then hit me with a glass when I tried to get it back. "Bro, you just got israeled" "Frrr"
by Middy Giddy February 1, 2024
Get the Israeled mug.by iDontTrustYou June 10, 2024
Get the Israel mug.New word: "Israeled" (verb) expulsion of a rightful owner by a trespasser. // The act of inviting oneself and friends to share a place with a stranger in a public place, only to subsequently request the stranger to vacate the place to accommodate a larger group's meeting or social gathering.
A: Someone asked to share your table at a coffee shop and then asked you to leave the table because they have a meeting??? Damn you got Israeled! // Looks like you have been Israeled!
B: Yes, and his Justification was : "my horoscope said that I should be sitting at this table so it's mine and if I'm not gonna steal someone else is gonna steal it"
B: Yes, and his Justification was : "my horoscope said that I should be sitting at this table so it's mine and if I'm not gonna steal someone else is gonna steal it"
by Someone else number 3 October 22, 2023
Get the Israeled mug.israel is a handsome boy, smart he would do anything for a person to smile he makes everyone laugh but in the inside he is depressed tired of life suicidal and he cares about people he just doesn't cares about himself.
israel is a amazing friend
by noquemacuhh. November 20, 2023
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Has nothing to do with Jews. That is the point.
Definition: Fucking somebody up in hard to pin down ways, for the sole purpose of making them snap and clap back in a very visible way, so you can use that as a “reason” (“punishment”) to openly fuck them up even more because everyone (mainly the rubes) will blames them too and side with you.
It is more advanced than the regular reverse bullying that is popular among narcissistic tyrants nowadays, because it adds Machiavellian intentional evilness to it.
Has nothing to do with Jews. That is the point.
Definition: Fucking somebody up in hard to pin down ways, for the sole purpose of making them snap and clap back in a very visible way, so you can use that as a “reason” (“punishment”) to openly fuck them up even more because everyone (mainly the rubes) will blames them too and side with you.
It is more advanced than the regular reverse bullying that is popular among narcissistic tyrants nowadays, because it adds Machiavellian intentional evilness to it.
(You can replace Jenny and Alan by any people, countries, or other entities where it fits.)
Jenny: I want that chair!
Alan: But it’s been assigned to me.
Jenny: Drops boogers and spit onto Alan’s chair each time he’s sitting down and nobody but Alan is looking
Alan: Accidentally sat on the nasty; and gets more and more angry each time.
This happens about 20 times.
Alan: Flips out, stands up, tells her to stop it and knocks her down.
Jenny: Alan’s being mean again!
Teacher/Manager/Politician: Alan! You again! You’re out! Go think about what you just did!
Jenny: Can I sit there now? I can see better.
Teacher/manager/politician: Sure, Jenny, my innocent little angel!
Jenny: Smug smile
Carl: But Teacher/manager/politician! Jenny’s Israeling him!
Jenny: You just hate me! You always hated me(… I’ve decided).
Teacher/manager/politician: Carl, you better stop that now, or you’re out too!
Jenny: Chooses Carl as her next victim, to feel even more grand.
Carl: Don’t Israel me! I see what you’re doing!
Jenny: I want that chair!
Alan: But it’s been assigned to me.
Jenny: Drops boogers and spit onto Alan’s chair each time he’s sitting down and nobody but Alan is looking
Alan: Accidentally sat on the nasty; and gets more and more angry each time.
This happens about 20 times.
Alan: Flips out, stands up, tells her to stop it and knocks her down.
Jenny: Alan’s being mean again!
Teacher/Manager/Politician: Alan! You again! You’re out! Go think about what you just did!
Jenny: Can I sit there now? I can see better.
Teacher/manager/politician: Sure, Jenny, my innocent little angel!
Jenny: Smug smile
Carl: But Teacher/manager/politician! Jenny’s Israeling him!
Jenny: You just hate me! You always hated me(… I’ve decided).
Teacher/manager/politician: Carl, you better stop that now, or you’re out too!
Jenny: Chooses Carl as her next victim, to feel even more grand.
Carl: Don’t Israel me! I see what you’re doing!
by Evi1M4chine July 5, 2025
Get the Israeling mug.Israel, the nation of the indigenous Hebrews aka Jews aka Israelis aka Zionists. Israel is also called Zion. Zion appears in the Old Testament 152 times as a title of Jerusalem; over half of these occurrences appear in two books, the Book of Isaiah (46 times) and that of Psalms (38 times). It appears seven times in the New Testament and five times in quotations from the Old Testament. Israel existed thousands of years before Romans invaded and colonized the indigenous Hebrews and renamed the area Syria-Palestina. Jesus, a Jew was born in Judea before the area was renamed by the Romans. Jews have maintained a presence in Israel for thousands or years.
Approximately 1400 years ago, in the 7'th century, the invading Muslim Arabs from Arabia, their indigenous home, began persecuting and murdering Jews and Christians to try to colonize Palestine. Nonetheless, Jews have lived on the land of Israel without interruption for thousands of years.
The name of Israel was restored to the indigenous Jewish homeland by decree of the United Nations on May 15, 1948 when Israel was declared he only Jewish nation on planet Earth. At that time, the West Bank was administered by Jordan through 1967 and Egypt administered the Gaza Strip.
Israel yearns for peace with its Muslim, Arab neighbors.
Approximately 1400 years ago, in the 7'th century, the invading Muslim Arabs from Arabia, their indigenous home, began persecuting and murdering Jews and Christians to try to colonize Palestine. Nonetheless, Jews have lived on the land of Israel without interruption for thousands of years.
The name of Israel was restored to the indigenous Jewish homeland by decree of the United Nations on May 15, 1948 when Israel was declared he only Jewish nation on planet Earth. At that time, the West Bank was administered by Jordan through 1967 and Egypt administered the Gaza Strip.
Israel yearns for peace with its Muslim, Arab neighbors.
Israel is the national Jewish homeland.
The citizens of Israel have made many advances in agriculture and technology
The citizens of Israel yearn for peace and neighbors that do not seek to destroy her
The citizens of Israel have made many advances in agriculture and technology
The citizens of Israel yearn for peace and neighbors that do not seek to destroy her
by genius-minded January 5, 2024
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