Hoofing it

hiding illicit substances in your vaginal canal

"stash that in your snatch is a way to tell someone they should be hoofing it"

by Giannifly January 28, 2018

hoofter

Hoofter is a homosexual male, who enjoys joking about their sexuality for the gay bants!

Stranger: Have you got a bird mate?
Homo: Nah pal, I'm a big hoofter woofter

by Hoofter 3000 January 30, 2018

hoofer valve

To exhaust all your energy is to burst a hoofer valve

I chased the crim who broke into my house until I burst my hoofer valve

by Happy wanderer 68 February 10, 2018

hoof

another word for kick

i gave that bitch a hoof in the front butt

by lazy fat cunt March 3, 2018

hooft

A mix between hot and ooft

You are so f**king hooft

by Hooft May 15, 2018

hoofin grannies

1. Throwing a lot of grenades, especially in gaming situations.

2. Tripping out; often in relation to drugs or alcohol

Me and my brother were playing halo and hoofin grannies at each other.

Dude this gear is intense. I’m hoofin grannies!

by daltana May 23, 2018

Hoof

what you call someone who is really attractive, pleasant to the eye

woah you see that guy over there... he’s a major hoof!

by hcfxoxo June 4, 2018