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Bram Hooft
Bram Hooft is an African american pornstar known for his masturbation videos. He is extremely gay and is usually found browsing Thugposts in his free time.
Bram Hooft by derekenjoyer123 June 7, 2023
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LOFTED HOOF
One of the greatest footballing moves ever created and is used quite frequently by arsenals defensive midfielder legend, Alex Song Bilong.
LOFTED HOOF by S.AlexFerguson August 14, 2009
hate hoot
To verbally hoot at someone whilst pointing. Used to jeeringly mock and belittle someone. The origins of this practice stem from the Shelbyville folk in an episode of the Simpsons (GABF08 - The Seven Beer Snitch) who mock Springfield folk by hooting at them.
One foosball team beats another and rightly gives the hate hoot: "Hoot hoot hoot hoot!"
Other team: "Man we suck"
Other team: "Man we suck"
hate hoot by StephenCarr October 24, 2005
Hoopticoo
Hoopticoo by Saltenhaus May 22, 2018
hoot your boot
hoot your boot by HawkieHawk December 27, 2011
Hofty Wofty
An Ice Cream Cocktail
The Infamous Ice Cream Cocktail "Hofty Wofty" Originated in Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom by Stacey Bear in November 2009.
The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...
These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference
The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...
These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference
Hofty Wofty by Stacey Bear & Lawrence Pig November 30, 2009
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Slop Grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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