hooft

A mix between hot and ooft

You are so f**king hooft

by Hooft May 15, 2018

Bram Hooft

Bram Hooft is an African american pornstar known for his masturbation videos. He is extremely gay and is usually found browsing Thugposts in his free time.

Oh, I love watching Bram Hooft jack it on his onlyfans page.

by derekenjoyer123 June 7, 2023

LOFTED HOOF

One of the greatest footballing moves ever created and is used quite frequently by arsenals defensive midfielder legend, Alex Song Bilong.

commentator 'Song Bilong with another beautiful LOFTED HOOF!!!!!'

by S.AlexFerguson August 14, 2009

hate hoot

To verbally hoot at someone whilst pointing. Used to jeeringly mock and belittle someone. The origins of this practice stem from the Shelbyville folk in an episode of the Simpsons (GABF08 - The Seven Beer Snitch) who mock Springfield folk by hooting at them.

One foosball team beats another and rightly gives the hate hoot: "Hoot hoot hoot hoot!"

Other team: "Man we suck"

by StephenCarr October 24, 2005

Hoopticoo

A bad state of affairs.

This code is a steaming pile of hoopticoo.

by Saltenhaus May 22, 2018

hoot your boot

hurry up

Someone: We're two hours late for the party... hoot your boot!

by HawkieHawk December 27, 2011

Hofty Wofty

An Ice Cream Cocktail

The Infamous Ice Cream Cocktail "Hofty Wofty" Originated in Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom by Stacey Bear in November 2009.

The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...

These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference

by Stacey Bear & Lawrence Pig November 30, 2009