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Homobroism

Homo-bro-ism (noun)

A form of bromance where straight male friends show their bond through hand-holding, shoulder leaning, or walking arm in arm, expressing friendship, trust, or brotherhood without any romantic or sexual intent. Common in many cultures e.g south Asian, especially where men are allowed to be very physically affectionate without it being “gay.”
They spent the movie cuddled up with popcorn between them, nothing just straight men practicing homobroism.
by drskeptic February 12, 2026
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Holobiontology

A term for a new academic field proposed by Scott Raymond Schaffer {c2025}, a student of academia in Health Science and Health Optimization Medicine and Practice, dedicated to the study of the human holobiont.
This field integrates the study of the human host {Homo sapiens} with all its associated microbial communities (the human microbiome) to understand the person as a single, complex, and co-evolving biological entity.

Field's Focus
Homobiontology is fundamentally an extension of the Holobiont Theory applied specifically to humans. It shifts the focus from simply studying a person, and separately studying their microbes, to viewing them as one:
Holobiont: The combined, single living entity, consisting of the human host and its
full complement of microorganisms.

Foundation:
This field is built on the reality that our microbes are not just passengers, but are essential to our health, metabolism,
immunity, and even behavior—they are a functional part of our anatomy.

Goal:

To use all modern "omics" technologies (genomics, proteomics, metabolomics) to create a complete picture
of the human-microbial system, ultimately leading to personalized medicine and a
better understanding of health and disease.

In Simple Terms:
It's the science of the
whole person, including the trillions of
microbes they host, treating the
combination as one biological system.
The practitioner that is proficient in the science Holobiontology offers their patients a complete view of their health as from a perspective that the human body as a complex structure that operates as a whole.
by Bio Theory October 20, 2025
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Holobiontologist

A term for the emerging field of Holobiontology proposed by Scott Raymond Schaffer {c2025}, a student of academia in Health Science and Health Optimization Medicine and Practice, dedicated to the study of the human holobiont.

A Holobiontologist is a health science practitioner who applies systems-based principles to assess, support, and optimize the integrated networks that define human health. They view each person as a multi-layered ecosystem — encompassing cellular, microbial, psychological, and energetic dimensions — and seek to enhance the coherence among these domains.

Holobiontologists draw upon diverse disciplines such as microbiome science, nutritional ecology, stress physiology, bioenergetics, and psychoneuroimmunology to understand how interdependent processes regulate well-being. Through personalized, evidence-informed interventions, they guide individuals toward restoring adaptive balance, resilience, and vitality.

Their goal is not merely to treat dysfunction, but to cultivate systemic harmony — empowering the body and mind to self-regulate, regenerate, and thrive within the broader living system of the planet.
“Emerging evidence supports the Holobiontologist’s perspective that health optimization requires harmonizing biological, psychological, and environmental systems.”
by Bio Theory October 21, 2025
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Homobeastiality

A further classification of bestiality; wherein a human has intercourse with an animal - of the same gender, making it both perverse, and gay...

...Oh, the humanity.
After a night of binge drinking and heavy cocaine use, Wyatt Pitcher was found committing an act of homobeastiality with Spike, the neighbor's Rottweiler.
by Luvyoubbg October 21, 2025
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Homocide

Death by misadventure in the pursuit of sexual kicks.
Diversity is our strength. And that poor bastard probably consented to homocide. Bleurgh!
by Maggie T November 24, 2025
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Phallic homocide

When your girl says if I have one more orgasm, I'm going to die,and you you kill her
It wasn't premeditated, it was accidental phallic homocide
by Kevinkalel March 17, 2020
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negligent homocide

Negligent homocide - Improper care of being or relating to homosexuals, homosexuality, including obscene, grotesque; including but not limited to: pretending to be homosexual, calling person(s) homosexual when they aren't, or mocking a homosexual.
Negligent Homocide:

Example: "I skipped to the phone with my hands in the air acting in gayish mannerisms unknowingly"

Example 2: "I negligently called myself gay to friends, only to tell them 'I meant I was happy'; getting mad at them for thinking I was homosexual."
by canipleasegetwaffles September 28, 2023
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