Universal Healthcare

A system for providing medical attention to people, of which Americans have absolutely noe experience, knowledge or understandig of. Yet they have a million strong, gut wrenching opinions about it.

American: "Hey i dont want your "socialiced medicine" system in my country! I am an expert on national healtcare systems. Insurance companies are the Gods of knowledge and all scientists are retards and Universal Healthcare is communism.

European: "Ok.. whatever... I'll go and have my free MRI tomorrow, and take my kids to the doctor for the annual free check."

by The Incredible Nerd/Junkie December 18, 2010

healthy smoker

a person who goes for a walk while on a smoke break, a smalker

Chuck is such a healthy smoker, he must walk 10 miles while smoking a pack of cigarettes a day.

by oginide December 1, 2007

health food law

the concept that foods which are good for you taste like cardboard (or poop)!! -while foods that are bad for you taste wonderful!!!! (usually animal products!!)

i wanted me a nice steak, but was married to a vegetarian and could only eat cardboard; thanks to the health food law!!
why is it that few foods satisfy like those that are detrimental to ones' health?
spice up some bird-seed,some tofu,it,be,beef!!
was visiting some vegetarians, but had to leave and get me a hamburger!!!

by michael foolsley December 19, 2009

Myoplex Health Bars

Can you say, "poo?"

Probably not if you just ate this, you will be too busy vomiting your insides out.

Myoplex CarbSense: Lemon Cheesecake

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

health

Only the best Noise Rock band to come out of LA. Known for their colorful merch and original style. They create noises no man has created before with a combination of drum pads, pedals , mics and amps.

Noise kid 1: Dude did you see Health and Captain Ahab at the smell last night?
Noise kid 2: Yeah Jupiter from Health is so dreamy he gets the gay boys whistlin'.

by GETCOLOR April 16, 2007

universal healthcare

A system by which health care is available to all citizens of a country irrespective of their ability to pay.

Sometimes called "socialized medicine" it in fact can be provided using a combination of the public and private sector, compulsory insurance with assistance for those who can not afford it, a system funded entirely by taxes, or both.

The USA is the only developed country not to implement universal health care. The current system is very expensive and inefficient, people in the USA pay more than anyone for health care in the first world yet receive treatment on par with third world countries.

French Man 1: You hear ze americans have no "universal healthcare".
French Man 2: Hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh.
French Man 1: Hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh.

And so it goes on.

by Phaser1 November 2, 2008

Healy

Relating to or referring to the act of drinking excessively before school, in hopes of getting 'wasted', leading to embarrassment, i.e. throwing up during class and getting suspended.

A: Man, did you see her throw up during chemistry?
B. Yea, she really pulled a Healy.

by him December 8, 2004