handsomeous

a guy who is too amazing and good lookin to put into 1 word is gorgeous and sexy and handsome XD x with a heart stopping smile. he has a unique personality with a heart of gold , he is charming an can say just the little things that can take your breath away and leave you with a cheeser . he is just 1 in a million x

andy is jus simply handsomeous

by rintelnpink September 20, 2010

Holly Handshake

To give someone a casual handjob.

Can be used as a greeting, or a goodbye. Could also be substituted for a kiss.

Also, is a trademark of a someone...you know who you are!!

Any Random Guy At All: Oh, Hey there!

Holly: Hey there, let's fuck!

**holly handshake**

by NateDawg! February 27, 2008

Shaking hands with ole Ben Franklin

To jerk off

Wild greg sure loves shaking hands with ole Ben Franklin when he's alone

by Ajbiceps February 9, 2018

mechanic hands

Hands with precise finger movements due to years of doing handy work, such as fixing cars

The guy I was with last night had mechanic hands, I couldn't stop squirting.

by Robots225 September 20, 2019

Scottish handshake

A swig of hard liquor straight from the bottle, preferably before midday.

Mate, pass us the old Scottish handshake, I'm melting

by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019

both hands on the phone

‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.

“Hey! Both hands on the phone!”

“Hey that person isn’t keeping both hands on their phone… disgusting.”

“What’s that mean anyway?”

“ ‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.”

“Ok thanks.”

by InternetRuinedMe September 10, 2021

edward fourloko hands

The act of duck taping a four loko onto each of someone's hands. Anyone who does this loses complete use of their hands until they finish both four lokos.

Daniel threw up for five hours after playing edward fourloko hands on his birthday.

by we read books and shit December 14, 2010