Silverfish Handcatch

a random reply to a random text, if your ever in need of a random reply this is the one for you!! it will stun anyone who sees it and keep them confused for days. it helps the mind to think and maintain thoughts for months to come..

random text: hello there jackie chan, i was just casually lying in my bed, thinking, and suddenly you crossed my mind..i also thought about pigeon shooting at the same time. and i thought to myself, i would love to take jack pigeon shooting in hyde park with my family!! what are your thoughts? than my thoughts turned R rated and you dont want to know the rest.. or do you??

random reply: Silverfish Handcatch!!!!

by Jeffery & Jemima & George & co November 1, 2010

handa

to go away. used to tell someone to get the fuck out.

from Uruguayan descent

Handa vos, que queres con migo. Handa a chuparte una pija.

by Big Esmi May 22, 2008

handbag

:noun: companion for outing or social occasion.
specifically: studly,butch,aussie, always willing to accompany a bangin' babe to theater, coffeehouse, bar or event of bangin' babes choosing.
Outing with handbag almost always involves some miscommunication over who gets to open the door for whom.

Wonder Woman had a spare ticket to the theater and Cuntstable McPhister offered to be her handbag.

by FURNACE March 5, 2005

handbag

Someone who spends so much time in the sun they look like a leather handbag.

Did you see that handbag that just walked by? your grandma is a total handbag.

by girtby April 21, 2006

Handbanging

male masturbation.

Cliff: Where's Timmy?
Timmy's Mom: He's upstairs handbanging.

by NADERAGE July 7, 2010

Handbag Husband

A Husband or Boyfriend a woman can show off to her friends to get their approval and make them jealous. A gold-diggers target. A Narcissist's wet dream.

She didn't love him, she was incapable of emotional involvement, he was a handbag husband, calculated to impress those she wanted people to see as her friends.

by life, but not as we know it August 4, 2020

Dirty Handrail

The reuse of a condom from a previous sexual encounter.

I gave my girlfriend a dirty handrail last night

by old pete June 6, 2011