helium-handed blonde bimbo

A blonde who likes to steal things. The helium in her hands denotes her light fingers.

The helium handed blonde bimbo got caught trying to steal from her pimp. She still loves him, but she won't try THAT no more.

by hello April 5, 2005

Two handed Zamboni

As made popular by "How I Met Your Mother"

When a girl most likely in Canada as it is a Canadian sex act is wearing nothing but two skates on her hands

Stan: Aw, man you should have seen Natalia she I walked in from the ice rink and she was doing the two handed zamboni!

Ron: Nice!

by Beauvoirismygirl January 8, 2012

left hander

Term used for Smoking pot. "Drink in my right hand, joint in my left!"

After dinner we need to have a left hander!

by Sticky Icky Icky February 4, 2010

happy handerson

a celebratory handjob from your spouse as a reward for an expensive gift.

man! the other night helen gave me a happy handerson for those new earings i bought her, and for once didn't complain about me cumming on her hand

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

Double handed salmon rod

A sexual technique, used among fishermen, to describe getting jerked off by 2 girls whilst aiming to shoot your load overboard.
(you're supposed to be on a boat to get a doublehanded salmon rod)

Hey Joe, ever since I got that penis enlargement I've gotten so many double handed salmon rods my penis is burning.

by Fishemanjack June 21, 2012

Tartan two hander

Scottish handjob

The bonnie Highland lass reached under her boyfriend's kilt to toss his caber with a Tartan two hander.

by Gene Green February 27, 2011

Black Hander

Black Hander; A Aircraft Technician in the Australian Airforce and probably the hardest working of aircraft trade.

A Aircraft Technican is responsible for the on-going maintenance of aircraft, airframe systems, engines and engine systems. Thus having "Black Hands".

Micks a Black Hander.

Fuck thats blowing alot of smoke! Call the Black Handers

by My Pseudonym Jeff January 16, 2011