champagne handjob

When a girl sabers off the head of an erect penis, like the cap of a champagne bottle.

Man1: "What happened to Carol? Last I heard she was in prison."
Man2: "Yeah, she went crazy and gave her boyfriend a champagne handjob."

by tman90 January 11, 2011

Indirect Handjob

When a guy sends or recommends porn to another guy.

It's perfectly normal for brothers from other mothers to give each other Indirect Handjobs. That's part of becoming a man, being exposed to such things.

by Yandereperson January 6, 2011

Indirect Handjob

When you high five someone or shake their hand then jerk off

Yo I totally got an indirect handjob from your mom.

by Jason Freed May 1, 2016

Brazilian handjob

The act of shaving your buddies butthole then have anal sex. He has to clinch his muscles to make it feel like he is gripping you.

Me and my friend were drunk the other day and he gave me a Brazilian handjob! It was awesome!

by Awood79 September 2, 2021

Verbal Handjob

The response your boss gives you when he/she doesn't want to or know how to answer a difficult question. Technique is most often employed in large meetings leaving employees frustrated and walking away remembering "bla bla bla"

I asked the CEO if there would be more cuts next quarter and he gave me a big long story about ROI to the investors and how we have to work together bla bla bla. What a verbal handjob

by ShawnP October 24, 2008

Handjob McFlurry

A corporate establishment that isn't worth remebering the name of.

Tim, turn left just past the Handjob McFlurry's.

by Skyeler November 5, 2005

Polish handjob

The act of taking both hands and shoving them into a loved one's mouth, spreading said loved one's mouth open, followed immediatly by headbutting their helpless face.

Last night after giving Ben a rusty trombone, Cristen totally got a polish handjob

by binx12512 October 31, 2011