Man1: "What happened to Carol? Last I heard she was in prison."
Man2: "Yeah, she went crazy and gave her boyfriend a champagne handjob."
Man2: "Yeah, she went crazy and gave her boyfriend a champagne handjob."
by tman90 January 11, 2011
It's perfectly normal for brothers from other mothers to give each other Indirect Handjobs. That's part of becoming a man, being exposed to such things.
by Yandereperson January 06, 2011
by Jason Freed January 20, 2016
The act of shaving your buddies butthole then have anal sex. He has to clinch his muscles to make it feel like he is gripping you.
by Awood79 September 02, 2021
The response your boss gives you when he/she doesn't want to or know how to answer a difficult question. Technique is most often employed in large meetings leaving employees frustrated and walking away remembering "bla bla bla"
I asked the CEO if there would be more cuts next quarter and he gave me a big long story about ROI to the investors and how we have to work together bla bla bla. What a verbal handjob
by ShawnP September 09, 2008
by Skyeler November 04, 2005
The act of taking both hands and shoving them into a loved one's mouth, spreading said loved one's mouth open, followed immediatly by headbutting their helpless face.
by binx12512 May 31, 2011