Horser

Anonimous Plastic Artist and CPLP Writer.
Flush Artists
Use Horse Strongness to Play Life With Art and provoke individual movements trought non usual exhibitions

You Play Life as Great Horser
Your Art is Horser

by Play Life With Art March 31, 2022

hoserbateing

The act of masterbation with a properly fileted walleye

I went to canada to visit my hoser cousin, it was there i caught him hoserbateing with our supper. I ordered pizza that nite instead.

by Dissapointerists July 1, 2022

Horseriding

Horseriding is a term used to describe people who are seen sucking up to or constantly agreeing with their friend or someone of high status in an argument. basically this term is used the same way as the term, "D*ck Riding" but mainly used for more drastic cases when the Person who is Horseriding wont shut the everloving fuck up.

at this point you're not even d*ck riding, you're straight up horseriding

if being a thot makes you a d*ck rider, then you a horserider

by GrassBuster July 12, 2022

Houser

A man who denies he is homosexual, although he is obviously and blatantly gay. He is so gay, that his ears are stretched out from hundreds of men using them as handles while he performed oral sex. Although he is meek, mild and viewed as a pussy by straight men, his constant self loathing has created an extreme hate of America and veterans. A Houser will often have a girlfriend, but the relationships never go anywhere. Girlfriends are merely a feeble attempt to conceal his homosexuality. To get mental relief from living a lie, a Houser will drink and dance in a flamboyant manner. The origins of the homosexuality can often be traced back to high school wrestling, when the Houser used the sport as an excuse dress in a tight singlet and roll around with men.

Todd: “I was stopped by an obviously gay police officer today. I tried to get off with a warning, so I started flirting to arouse the cop. He meekly denied being gay, and issued me a ticket.”

Tim: “I know that Officer, he’s a Houser!”

by Jihad Todd July 22, 2022

hoebernation

the time after halloweekend when the holiday season begins and girls are done hoeing around due to it being cuffing season. hoebernation enables couples holiday festivities and promotes optimal heat conservation through cuddling during these cold months.

i can now be in a relationship for christmas as i have gone into hoebernation after a crazy hoe season

by idkidk234 November 4, 2022

Hoeset

A girl who has the mindset of a hoe, but doesn’t always act on it. Also a girl who will make guys think they have a chance but will just use them to slut out for fun and not actually do anything with them

Yea I met this girl at the bar last night and I could tell she was in the hoeset. Wasn’t going to waste my time.

by glickeroo April 29, 2023

Hoese

A latino gigolo.

Me: Yo Doug.
Doug: What it is?
Me: My sister brought a Hoese home last night. She was moaning hella loud. Ruined my game of COD.
Doug: Damn.

by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023