The art of watching a TV show and using your digital set-top box guide feature to see what else is on TV.
by valleymd April 16, 2010
Get the Guide Surfing mug.A guido cheeto is simply, A GUIDO (an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs" long into his mid to late 30's. Often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette.) that spray tans much which makes them ORANGE... In-turn... Guido Cheeto!
Look at that Guido Cheeto on the boardwalk... He clearly needs to take a break from the spray tan....
by AndreaAK-47 July 25, 2011
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Proper noun. A guttural dialect spoken largely in Italian-American neighborhoods or at the Jersey Shore by Italian-Americans, largely a combination of stock phrases like fuhgeddaboudit and malpronounced Italian words (i.e. gabbagool for "capocollo") that are passed off as being true Italian. A subset of English that makes real Italians cringe.
(A sample sentence of Guidonics below)
Vinnie: "Ey yo, youse wanna come over for dinner? My mom's making macaronis wit gravy."
Vinnie: "Ey yo, youse wanna come over for dinner? My mom's making macaronis wit gravy."
by The Gob o' Ghouls January 11, 2013
Get the Guidonics mug.A handsome and popular bloke with very high self-esteem. Has a dashing, debonair smile, wears magnificent clothing, has almost-sculpted hair, and most of the population has a celeb-crush on him, whilst the rest is suspicious of him. May really be a cowardly and inept fraud taking credit for what others have done.
'Did you see what Gilderoy was wearing yesterday? 😍😍 I love him sm'
'What, that pompous prat whose books are always on display?'
'What, that pompous prat whose books are always on display?'
by Hermironry February 22, 2018
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Natsu: Hey Gildarts let's fight
Gildarts: Not now natsu im busy
*Natsu attacks gildarts*
*Gildarts sends natsu flying*
Gildarts: You never learn do you kid.
Gildarts: Not now natsu im busy
*Natsu attacks gildarts*
*Gildarts sends natsu flying*
Gildarts: You never learn do you kid.
by Chinstem January 31, 2019
Get the Gildarts mug.Much like an Angry Dragon, but with urine instead of semen, the partner's nostrils erupt in an Old Faithfulesque spewing of urine out of their nose. Perfect for nose hair removal and works like a charm to relieve any cold or sickness, you should probably try giving your SO one today!
Cascading urine pours from the heavens of his nostrils, Tyrese had never seen anything so breathtakingly beautiful as his lovely mate gave him a precious gilded geyser of love from her vaginal blast.
by Sneed d'Elaine November 6, 2020
Get the Gilded Geyser mug.Gildget, also know as the greatest hardcore porn category to ever exist. “Gilf midget” - gidget consist of older dwarves willing to take it in their fun sized fannies. The best part is a normal load looks like a dump truck of chowder.
Dude, I literally anally squirted to gildgets gone wild infomercial last night. I’m for sure buying the subscription. Shit is hot.
by Tweastyyawt February 10, 2023
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