Big Goochers

Term for big boobs or big breasts. Can be changed for small goochers.

Bro she's got the biggest goochers known to mankind.

Heck yeah man those are big goochers!

by goochquarf October 29, 2023

cycler's gooch

When you ride your bike too much and your gooch hurts

Man I've been smoking too much meth, I've been riding my bike to burn the energy and I've got a bad case of "cycler's gooch", now my gooch is sore and bruised, I need to buy a softer seat that has a less phallic shape.

by sambo0414 June 18, 2014

Pluck My Gooch

Used as an insult for any number of situations whereby it warrants that whatever is said is negated by a a directive that the other party would be better off if they were plucking the stank ass hairs out of your filthy gooch.

Teacher: Dan. Your scholastic performance is below par.

Dan: Pluck my gooch.

Boss: I need you to stay late tonight and help with clean up.

Employee: I need you to pluck my gooch.

Driver1: Hey asshole. You almost hit me.

Driver2: Pluck my gooch.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

gooch

Skin between you nutsack and asshole

I have a huge gooch.
Dude, stop playin with your gooch.
I whacked it for 3 hours last night, and my gooch hurts like a bitch.

by Dirty Jew October 28, 2002

Gooch delivery

When a ball is passed backwards through someones legs in sport. Commonly seen in American football and Rugby

Billy got tackled but off loaded the ball through a quick gooch delivery

by Prof McJerkson March 14, 2007

Gooch Pooch

When one’s gooch is fat. A chubby gooch area.

She likes to suck my balls and lick my gooch pooch.

My gooch pooch is all sweaty.

My gooch pooch smells like assballz.

by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018

goobies

crusty vaginal boogers

"dude, my boner turned soft when i saw she had goobies"

by strawberry bon bons October 20, 2008