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Akron/Canton Goatee

In the tradition of the Cleveland Steamer this is a move in which one partner places his or her anus directly on the other's chin and then proceeds to make poopee thereby giving a "goatee-esque" appearance. Both cities names' are used because they happen share an airport and are in Ohio.
First I gave her a Dirty Sanchez and an Akron/Canton Goatee. Then I had her put aviators on her so she looked like some d-bag Chicago Bears fan.
by Chadsef June 20, 2007
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Gateraped

After being hit in the ass while skiing to slow in a slalom course
Quin: Fuck
Paula: What?
Quin: I just totally got gateraped by the flush.
Paula : That's rough
by Permet de faire des bébés February 27, 2011
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goated with the sauce

hey is this quirked up white boy busting down sexual style goated with the sauce?
yea dude, he's so saucy
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Goatee Goo

When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.
Lolita: Did you hook up with Buckwheat last night?
Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.
by Julio Rumundo June 17, 2008
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Cheese Grater

The broest of all culinary implements, a Cheese Grater is used to add some sting when slapping bitches that fall out of line.
My bitch put tomatoes on my sandwich, so I got the cheese grater out and taught her a lesson, then made her add more cheese to my sandwich with it.
by idomdom December 30, 2010
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Goatee

You:"What's a goatee?"
Brittany:"It's, like, a beard thing.. that hangs down"
by supaninjaaa November 17, 2009
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goates

Goates, the accurate spelling of Goats and any argument you have is invalid. Therefore you are the dumbarse.
Have you seen my Goates , they are missing and took my shoes.
by kindofpop May 26, 2014
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