Gastric Geyser

projectile vomiting with heavy chunks of food

I ate steak and had a terrible gastric geyser.

by OT Rant Volvagia November 27, 2011

gastric terrorism

The use of foodstuffs and tasty treats to inspire fatness in an individual or group of people. Common during the holiday season. While related to "diet sabotage," the nuances are slightly different.

-"Someone left an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and a platter of cake pops in the kitchen at work, this gastric terrorism is getting out of hand."

-"I'm gonna leave a chocolate chip brownie on his desk, his weak will won't be able to resist such temptation."
-"You're such a gastric terrorist."

by rud0lph December 20, 2013

Gastradamus

Anyone who can predict future farts without the worry of a shart or the runs.

A. Damn bro, I am worried I may shart myself if i let one rip.

B. You have nothing to fear. There will only be wind.
A. *Farts with no regret. Thanks bro, you're a freaking Gastradamus.

B. Anytime my good friend.

by Gastradamus October 9, 2014

gastrogenocide

A massacre occurring in your intestines after eating something either spoiled or something you know you shouldn't have.

ex: Yo man, that cheesecake caused serious gastrogenocide last night. I had diarrhea coming out of my ears

ex: Yo man, that cheesecake caused serious gastrogenocide last night. I had diarrhea coming out of my ears

by The Naked One July 10, 2014

gasterflabbered

when someone is so overwhelmed they aren't even the correct term of flabbergasted

Bruh, I'm so gasterflabbered. This term paper is too much work!

by goodgollygosh April 7, 2015

Gastric Allergy

A revulsion to a particular food or food provider.

Server: You want sour cream on that?

Jim: No! I have a gastric allergy to sour cream.

Ken: I'd love to go to Chipotle's for lunch today, how about you?
Sam: Not today. I've got a gastric allergy to Chipotle's right now.

by UR-GODZ September 29, 2015

Gastard

some kind of bastard who comes aside
and asks you if you have a manger

oh, don't treat, it's a gastard

by neerval October 29, 2015