Gastradamus

Anyone who can predict future farts without the worry of a shart or the runs.

A. Damn bro, I am worried I may shart myself if i let one rip.

B. You have nothing to fear. There will only be wind.
A. *Farts with no regret. Thanks bro, you're a freaking Gastradamus.

B. Anytime my good friend.

Gastradamus by Gastradamus October 9, 2014

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Nastradamus

One of Nas' many nicknames. He is also one of the greatest rappers ever! Possibly the greatest lyracist ever.
His real name is Nassir Jones.

Nastradamus is the same person as Nas.

Nastradamus by Roman August 30, 2008

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Gastradamus • Castradamus • Nastradamus

Castradamus

A tier list made for predictions of the cast of an object camp; typically a contest of some sort for who has the best prediction.

If you have a castradamus for the contest, put it in now, the cast reveal is starting soon.

Castradamus by Sumaesioso1 May 18, 2025

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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