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Anyone who can predict future farts without the worry of a shart or the runs.
A. Damn bro, I am worried I may shart myself if i let one rip.

B. You have nothing to fear. There will only be wind.
A. *Farts with no regret. Thanks bro, you're a freaking Gastradamus.

B. Anytime my good friend.
by Gastradamus October 09, 2014
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