dirty gerard

Reaching such a high level of sass that you end up fucking your bandmate

"Man I was so sassy the other night I ended up pulling a dirty Gerard and fucked Frank."

by Dizmuh April 11, 2020

Landing Gear

the basic act of placing a sheet of toilet paper in the toilet before you take a shit, with the sole purpose of preventing water from bouncing up your ass.

also a means to mute the turd-to-water impact

(Boyfriend innocently walking past the bathroom)

*cloink*

Boyfriend: Babe, I totally just heard your turd hit the water. And I'm pretty sure water just shot up your ass.

Girlfriend: Yeah, sorry. Forgot to use my landing gear.

by KetchupVSKatsup August 20, 2010

NUNAVUT GEAR

Real Time in the Nunavut Territory.
An automotive reference to the speed of events, especially those effected by Natures's still dominant presence in that Canadian Territory.

The crew was in "Nunavut gear", next to neutral, waiting for a plane that can not fly in current conditions.

by OttO December 27, 2004

metal gear

1. a phrace to make people feel awkward by coming un behind them and whispering it to their ear with a rugged many voice

*sneak senak senak*
"...Metal Gear..."

by 5n4k3_G33r March 19, 2009

dual-clutch gearbox

Invented by a Frenchman just before WW2 and introduced to road cars in 2003 in the Golf R32, this type of transmission is a semi-automatic gearbox - two clutches take care of two sets of gears. One clutch takes care of odd gears (1, 3, 5, 7) and the other clutch deals with the even gears (R, 2, 4, 6).

How it works:
One clutch has 1st gear engaged, with the car moving forwards. Meanwhile, the other clutch has 2nd gear ready to be engaged. Come change-up time, clutch no.1 disengages 1st and clutch no.2 engages 2nd gear and the car keeps going, whilst clutch no.1 prepares 3rd gear for engagement. All of this happens within milliseconds, so power delivery to the road is uninterrupted.

Usually - though not always - dual-clutch gearboxes are more fuel-efficient than an equivalent manual gearbox.

For more info, see Wikipedia.

"What gearbox have you got in your Audi TT?"
"Oh, I've got Audi's (VW's) dual-clutch gearbox. It's fantastic!"

by JaaagMan February 8, 2012

drop a gear and disappear

the act of going to a lower gear while driving a manual car and flogging the shit out of it to get away from somebody or something

person 1: almost got pulled up today
person 2: what'd you do?
person 1: i decided to drop a gear and disappear, pigs didnt have a chance

by QFRSSaddle May 27, 2022

gerard way

Amazing lead singer and front man for My Chemical Romance. Would just like to say that as much as some people like to say - this band is not 'emo'! They are rock. He has even been quoted on this! "violent/scary/truth/rock" that is how this very talented man describes his own band - so please stop calling them 'emo'! And all you teeny boppers that claim to be their "biggest fan ever" and go on and on about how you would love to fuck him etc. you may actually need to have more than just their recently released album - "Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge". As much as i agree that Gerard is basically sex on legs - i was a fan of this 'band' before they released their second album and before he got that new haircut and i really dont think he would appreciate all the dirty talk about him - and neither would his long time girlfriend!

Dont love this man and the band just because they are being called the band to watch and you think he is soooooo sexy! Gerard Way is an amazing artist and is part of a brilliant band and deserves love and respect - not teeny boppers that join the latest craze!

by "disappointed reader" September 24, 2005