Findoo

A findoo (aka findu, aka fat hindu) is a big fat brown guy who in fact is most likely not hindu at all, but who sucker punches your buddy at a party and then breaks a window in your house. Easily confused with much less common Finndu which is in fact a Finnish Hindu.

Guy #1: Did you see that findoo hit Karl in the Face?
Guy #2: Yeah, and then he goes and breaks the window, someone should really beat his ass!

by anonymousguy September 20, 2005

Finding R2's hidden message

Taking a huge, heart-stopping, pulse pounding crap so amazing that when it finally comes out, you feel like Luke Skywalker seeing Princess Leia for the first time in her holographic message to Obi-Wan...

Dude 1: "Man you were in there for 30 minutes, what the hell were ya doin?"

Dude 2: "Finding R2's hidden message..."

"Well my little friend....you've got somethin' *jammed in here real good*....were you on a Star Cruiser or.....*BAAAMPF*

Extra points if you recite the scene while the shit is in progress

by howxs10tl March 30, 2011

find the salmon

A kinky sex game for bears

When two bears feel kinky they play find the salmon

by FIND_DA_SALMON January 27, 2015

findu

Ebonics version of finna do; fixing to do action.

Sharonda ain't findu her homework.

by itpams July 17, 2016

frindle

Another word for pen based on the book Frindle written by Andrew Clements

Elise, I forgot my Frindle, do you have one I can borrow?

by Minecraft Elise June 4, 2020

Find your fuck

When you want someone to give a fuck when they've apparently lost their fuck to give.

Asshole says "I don't give a fuck!",,,,,,,,,,,,*,,,,,,,,,,,,,
You say "FIND YOUR FUCK!!"

by AuntDaddy August 31, 2022

lush fund

The amount of money a person budgets from their income that is allocated for drinking/partying expenses.

I'm not an alcoholic, but I do have a lush fund of about fifty dollars a day.

by homopinionation March 1, 2013