any one person or group; having such complete lack of commonsense they bumble the simplest of tasks.
Take for example, driving in the passing lane, and staying in your blind spot and pacing you so you cannot pass the other fucktard going 20 mph below the posted speed, (aka a slow race) paying for something with a check not filled out before getting to the register, someone who has a ton of crap, yet the one thing they have to have has no price, so they make you wait longer for a price check. A person buying all sorts of crap, spent way over money they have on them so they have to 'void out' all the previous items except for ONE.
A person who has to have the latest gadget yet epically fails at demonstrating it to a group, or operating it at all.
Someone who never seems to have anything nice or relevant to say about the topic at hand. Rude.
A person who cant seem to do the simplest of tasks, no matter how clearly or precise the procedure has been explained or demonstrated; explains away his or her ineptitude with a shrug and a stupid giggle.
Take for example, driving in the passing lane, and staying in your blind spot and pacing you so you cannot pass the other fucktard going 20 mph below the posted speed, (aka a slow race) paying for something with a check not filled out before getting to the register, someone who has a ton of crap, yet the one thing they have to have has no price, so they make you wait longer for a price check. A person buying all sorts of crap, spent way over money they have on them so they have to 'void out' all the previous items except for ONE.
A person who has to have the latest gadget yet epically fails at demonstrating it to a group, or operating it at all.
Someone who never seems to have anything nice or relevant to say about the topic at hand. Rude.
A person who cant seem to do the simplest of tasks, no matter how clearly or precise the procedure has been explained or demonstrated; explains away his or her ineptitude with a shrug and a stupid giggle.
Ex: That driver should really put down the eyeliner, the ice cream cone and the cell phone while she is driving the car. She is such a 'fucktard'
Wow 240 dollars for 89 cases of Orange Aid, and you cant afford one 1.49 cent gallon of it?
Referring to a group of people engaging in idiotic behavior:
Oh look at the fucktards in the corner trying to figure out how the cell phone works.
After witnessing such ridiculous, one should always say "I guess that's how things are done on planet Fucktard"
Wow 240 dollars for 89 cases of Orange Aid, and you cant afford one 1.49 cent gallon of it?
Referring to a group of people engaging in idiotic behavior:
Oh look at the fucktards in the corner trying to figure out how the cell phone works.
After witnessing such ridiculous, one should always say "I guess that's how things are done on planet Fucktard"
by sweetness68 December 10, 2010
Get the Fucktardmug. by fuck doughty September 27, 2007
Get the fucktardmug. Noun
1) A contflation formed from the phrase, "fucking retard"
2) Someone who is severly intellectually deficient, as in eBay'ers or NASCAR fans.
1) A contflation formed from the phrase, "fucking retard"
2) Someone who is severly intellectually deficient, as in eBay'ers or NASCAR fans.
The FBI and Microsoft are such a bunch of fucktards, that they cannot figure out that I wrote the blaster worm.
Those fucktards have raided my garbage for the forth time this month... I hate those eBayers!
Those fucktards have raided my garbage for the forth time this month... I hate those eBayers!
by Yoda September 12, 2003
Get the fucktardmug. n.: A person, usually no older than 9, who posts a definition of someones name and/or directed to one person
n.: Someone who replies to a definition of someone's name and/or a definition directed as a retort to another fucktard
n.: A person who causes one to involuntarily say "what in the fuck" to onesself
n.: Someone who replies to a definition of someone's name and/or a definition directed as a retort to another fucktard
n.: A person who causes one to involuntarily say "what in the fuck" to onesself
I wish I could be a 6-year-old fucktard and post a definition for a word after my mommy put in the password for AOL.
by kap_x April 19, 2004
Get the fucktardmug. a combination of retard and fuckwit
when u cant decide what to call those of a lower intelligence just call them a fucktard
when u cant decide what to call those of a lower intelligence just call them a fucktard
by his master.... May 4, 2006
Get the fucktardmug. "I love to bang my fucktard, he or she doesn't waste time on foreplay. Pants down, coupling commences!"
by Louis Cyphre November 4, 2007
Get the fucktardmug. An ingenious contraction of the words fucking and retard. Used often to insult each other while playing online in Halo.
by Anonymous August 8, 2004
Get the Fucktardmug.