fuck me now

something i say when i am really horny

i want you so bad, fuck me now, i am begging for it

by boobs June 1, 2003

Fucked the fuck up

1. 100 times worse than being just fucked up...having been very shit-housed (very drunk)

2. Having been very messed up with a potent drug (marijuana, crack, you name it brahh)

3. To have been in a terrible situation, where shit just got real

1. "Hey home skizzlet last night I might have gotten fucked the fuck up and hooked up with your sister...my b."

2. "So i just took the biggest hit of my life...Im definitely going to be fucked the fuck up after this."

3. "Some hoe just smashed into my car for the 19th time...this situation is pretty fucked the fuck up.

by Kaybaybaybay October 6, 2009

Fuck Me Daddy

When you have sex and the girl shouts "FUCK ME DADDY" then they proceed

"Alisa and max, after school went to Alisa's house while her parents weren't home. She climbed in her brothers bed and pulled here panties down revealing her wet pussy, Max got naked and so did Alisa and max started sucking hard on Alisa's boob and then Alisa sucked Max's dick like no-one was around. She shouted louder than ever " FUCK ME DADDY " Max started humping Alisa's pussy and she started moaning loud he shoved his dick in Alisa's pussy and they moaned and he rubbed his dick until they both cummed everywhere. They turned and Alisa went on top and Max meaner "ughhhhh ahhhhhh mmmmmmm yes mami get it yes fuck me mami mmmm'

by HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHJHSNUSHUSHUSHS February 3, 2021

fucked sideways

1. To be completely screwed over, usually do to one's own stupidity.

2. To be in a real predicament and/or a lot of trouble, especially with a higher authority.

1. Stan: We're outta gas.
Jerry: Great goin' dumbass, I told you to fill up the tank when we had the chance.
Stan: I know, I know...now we're fucked sideways.

2. Dude, when your mom finds out that you maxed out her credit card you're gonna be fucked sideways.

by Brwn Bear April 28, 2009

Fuckedupedness

n. The state or quality of being fucked up.

It's difficult to believe the sheer fuckedupedness of this situation.

by The Son of God April 17, 2006

fuck me already

It means what it says you stupid fuckbag.

Girl: "Fuck me already!"
Boy: *Pound her pussy*

by ßandana's are ßæ September 30, 2015

fucked cunt

Someone who's fucked in the head, but they're still an all round mad cunt

Shazza: Fuck mate, Gazza's a fucked cunt, I heard he raped a cat once. because it looked at him funny.

Bazza: He's still a mad cunt though aye.

by FUKNSTRAYA October 20, 2015