Fapper

The male organ which is used to fap with.

And so I pulled out my fapper just to ease the tension in the room.

by Ssilver7 October 4, 2005

fopping

fashion shopping

fopping relates to shopping of apparel,accessories,watches,goggles, etc.

by rav1234 July 16, 2011

foppish

An effeminate man with overtones of homosexuality.

An example of foppish would be Val Kilmer in Top Gun. Or Tombstone. Hell, Val Kilmer in almost every movie he ever made.

by Christabella February 8, 2009

Teeny-Fopper

A teenager (Usually by the name of Alan but not always) who shops in the shop Fopp on regular occasions. The habitual creature will normally wear a cardigan accompanied by a starbucks coffee in hand. They could be seen as elitist, but i shall rest you assure that this is NOT TRUE.

They are also fond of french toast in the mornings, this is a neccesity for being a Teeny-Fopper and can be found in page 78 Rule 3 of the Teeny-Foppers guide to the Galaxy...and Fopp.

Bitch be a Teeny-Fopper.

by Dr. Fopper June 19, 2009

fuppertoe

This is a fat upper vagina that is often identified at the top of tight pants on old women...or a fat middle-aged woman. A fuppertoe is a camel toe which is connected to the fat upper vagina aka "the fupper".

John's mom has a whopping fuppertoe.

by The pound February 13, 2008

Fappert

One who masturbates over excessively on celeb pics.

1:John is such a Fappert over those Lindsey Lohan pictures.

2: Erik: What are you doing tonight? John: Im going to go Fappert over Brittney Spears again.

3: Dangit! Why did i Fappert all over my Angelina Jolie pics?!

by Fappert November 6, 2009

flopper

When a man makes the mistake of wearing basketball shorts to work or on his activities and for no distinct reason has a semi hard on, that annoys him throughout the day

Yeah but I gotta run home first and change into some jeans, I've been a flopper all day.

by Mr. Flopper June 28, 2011