Floppy Penis

a Floppy Penis is when your dick/shaft is not hard and is floppy.
a Floppy Penis can also be and insult used at someone who's being a pussy.

sorry bae i've got a Floppy Penis
NATHAN you Floppy Penis

by HentaiHeaven July 31, 2018

floppy granny

when the old granny got nice saggy wrinkles that may turn people on

danm she got floppy granny
daniel simon look a floppy granny you might like

by daniel.poptarts March 29, 2017

Floppy Doppy

an intoxicated person who risks breaking anything in one's household

OMG, that Floppy Doppy just fell through my glass table!

by Cocahcola December 30, 2011

Floppy dog

The act of violently backhanding an unsuspecting male in the family jewels. This is done while the victim is standing, usually as the perpetrator is standing next to the victim or walking in front of the victim.

Travis in on the ground in pain because Rich gave him a floppy dog.

by AvieAlum February 3, 2018

floppy disk

Still a popular (yet obsolete) storage medium, despite the predictions that people would stop using them by 1999.

The geeks and corporate fatasses who predict the floppy disk's demise fail to take into account that not many people have the cash to shell out for a USB drive or Zip drive or a CD-rewritable drive just yet.

by AYB July 30, 2003

Floppy disk

On social media, refers to a song, movie or game that didn't get successful or become a hit when it was released

Oh man, that famous singer's latest album was a floppy disk ngl, shit didn't hit

by MrRite August 20, 2022

floppy junk

Unwanted and excessive jiggling and swinging of the male genitalia during pelvic thrusting, often caused by the lack of restrictive underwear. Sometimes causes nausea or vomiting in others.

Girl #1: Did you see Johnny dancing last night? He had a seriously disgusting case of floppy junk going on.

Girl #2: Yeah, it made me want to blow donkey chunks. Jesus, buy some boxer briefs, dude.

by floppyjunkistheenemy February 27, 2008