Flecking

To squeeze the end of your penis whilst ejaculating, spraying a fine mist of semen across your ubject (victim) to leave it flecked across their face, then letting go, to allow the held up semen to splurge over your subject.

You finally persuade your girlfriend to let you cum on her face, and you want to cum in her eyes to punish her for the delay. So, you fap off and on the point of orgasm, squeeze your bellend, to spray a fine mist of cum across her face (flecking). When she opens her eyes in confusion, you let go, slurging the remaining semen straight into her eyes.
Damn straight.

by Joel Taylor February 8, 2008

feces noggin

One who has fecal matter on their noggin

Haha, that lady had a feces noggin after I flicked my precious fecal matter on her left cheek.

by Nuckra June 4, 2003

fecescocoasis

a horrible disease that makes your shit taste like chocolate

Doctor: I'm sorry Johnny, but it appears you've contracted fecescocoasis. From now on, all your poo will taste like chocolate.

Johnny: Wow! Do you have a spoon?

Doctor: Use this tongue depressor. Better not tell your parents about this, okay?

by Markkimarkkonnen October 30, 2007

Fecesious

Of poor quality. From feces.

Buford: I love the 88 Pontiac Le Mans that my step-uncle just bought me.

Beauchamp: Dude your car is so fecesious. I am so glad my neighbor gave me his Chamaro. It's awesome, like a snowflake made of hope.

by Papillon de la mort August 3, 2009

endangered feces

Toxic people, people who are so full of shit, that their actions will damage the ozone, the environment and destroy democracy if given power. Corporations that don't have solutions for oil spills.

Dick Cheney lacks a heartbeat b/c he is an endangered feces. Doctors have to jumpstart his humanity.

by prinmare July 17, 2010

Flace

One of the worst words imaginable. Likened to the three unforgivable curses in Harry Potter. Hearing this word uttered by a student can result in being expelled permanently from the school district. More than three offenses can result in time at Juvy. It's meaning is unpublishable for the previous reasons.

Student: "What the FLACE!? HOW DID I FAIL THE CLASS!?"
Teacher: "GO TO THE PRINCIPLE. WELL, YOU MIGHT AS WELL LEAVE NOW, SEEING AS YOU'RE NEVER COMING BACK.

by mooooooot December 15, 2010

Fleeb

In the Lego community, a space creature that chews through metal, etc. Resembles a scorpion with a shallow dome on it's back.

"Look out! A fleeb! Don't let it chew up the ship engi- *BOOM!*
...
Too late."

by Shadowviking January 2, 2009