frog felching

The act of sucking pus out of an anus (with or without a straw) from a rectal smegma.

Dude Fabian was frog felching my anal smegma! I feel so relieved!

by Daniel2010 October 25, 2017

Self-Felching

The retrieval of sperm from one's own rectum done with the use of a long straw to establish the mouth-anus connection.

Dude, have you ever tried self-felching while pounding off?? It feels amazing!

by The Molester 69 February 11, 2018

felch belch

When you felch up a belch ofcourse

Darren enjoys a good felch belch.

by Ornery August 4, 2006

felching

the homesexual act of inserting first a paper towel holder tube into the other parterns anus, and after the tube has been inserted all the way into the anus, taking a small furry animal, ie. a gerbil, and putting it into the paper towel tube that has been fully inserted into the anus, then just watching the hillarity insue.

last night heron was felching with mike and the gerbil got stuck.

by the_nugget April 8, 2009

kettle felching

A sexual act where-in a partner ejaculates into the partner's anus and then orally sucks the cum out.

John loved kettle felching Mary after a hard day's work.

by turandota August 6, 2008

Felch

The act of inserting seminal fluids into an orifice i.e. anus. This act must take place prior to a spelch.

Neal virgorously felched into Bob while stuttering, "Rrrreefund your ass!"

by Red Dragon October 15, 2003

Felch Pile

Basically a pile of felch. Left from the remenents of a felch orgy or alternativly from one very flexible man with a large penis
A felch pile can alos be a pile of ppl who just pile on eachother and felch until death

Jim i woudnt touch tht felch pile if i were u it had many tasty Std's
Damn he saw the felch pile and never returned another waste of a gd man

by superjimmy300 May 16, 2006