beard farmer

1.) One who grows beards, especially in pursuit of competition or political office.
2). Folksy, indie musical genre often characterized by such band members.

Did you catch the two Fleet Foxes sets at Sasquatch? Those guys are real beard farmers.

by Seattle Kyle May 26, 2008

Farmer Welfare

when Trump tries to bribe farmers to say sorry for his tariff fuck-up.

Donald Trump & his official assholes arranged for taxpayers to fund $12B in Farmer Welfare so they'll shut their yap before the midterm elections.

by Uncle Joosie July 25, 2018

Jobby Farmer

(jobby) farmer. A person who farms jobbies, as in likes rear doors

lee and brian your such jobby farmers!!!

by littlemisskyuss May 16, 2007

Retard Farmer

A person who looks over Retards

"hey look it's one of those Retard Farmers!" *Everyone Laughs*

by Mike March 01, 2004

Farmer's breakfast

A shit and a glass of water

Don't worry, love. I've got t' milk cows. I'll just have a farmer's breakfast.

by Ed Rivers November 17, 2005

Farmer Senship

Farmer Senship is a position assumed during sexual intercourse between two men. This position utilizes inanimate objects to the extreme in order to provide a sexual euphoria for one of the two individuals and extreme pain and discomfort for the other. Though the pain is quite real, the arousal factor for the victim exceeds his desire to be the one providing the pain.

Bubba, a cross-dresser convicted of indecent exposure inside of a Kids R' Us, employed the Farmer Senship technique when his new cell-mate, Mark Young, moved in.

by Bubba March 04, 2004

ass farmer

A male whose preferred method of sexual intercourse is by penetrating the ass of another man.

Don't go to San Fran; nothing by Ass Farmer's out there.

by King Sr. July 01, 2003