Ninja Fapping

When ninjas are fapping to you while you're asleep. (Mostly on "No Nut November")

Jake: I got ninja fapped yesterday
Johny: damn you Ninja Fapping

by CoolDude137 October 14, 2018

your rugs are falling out

an expression; used to imply that a person is acting madly or has said something absurd

x: i really love the smell of poop
y: dude, your rugs are falling out

by jjsmith128 October 14, 2014

my crops are failing

When your vagina can't get dick. You got crusty ass pussy

Oh god my crops are failing

by The crop June 14, 2016

Failing At Life

Failing at Life is being dead, put simply.

"Gramma's funeral was really sad. All they talked about was her failing at life."

by Jess S-J May 27, 2008

Falling Freak

A slightly retarded person named Val who falls unconcsious off of beds.

Val fell off of the bed due to her unconcsiousness.

by Anonimous July 26, 2004

Asian Failing

Asian Failing is failing to get an A or high B. If you get a low B or C, you are "Asian Failing".
Similar to getting F's in school, but relating to Asians.

Jim: Hey Daniel so what did you get on that Algebra quiz?
Daniel: I got a 92, how about you?
Jim: I got a 77, fuck I'm Asian failing.

by PhabulosoPhresh October 25, 2009

free falling

The effect of smoking a bowl of opium and cocaine. Frequently, opiated hashish is used in place of dried opium resin (lump or powdered), due to availability, and cocaine base is preferred over any of its salts. Free falling is much mellower than shooting a speedball.

Jules: (Speaking in slow motion:) Wwowww ... Duuude, I was free falling for, like, almost forever, until I totally went away and zoned out. Load another bowl of that shit.
Vincent: We didn't finish the first one. You're such a lightweight, you'd have slept through Amsterdam!

by insidiot October 27, 2018