field roast

a turd in a field, generally left there by a large animal such as a horse.

watch your step! you just about trod on a field roast!

by chuckybubbles March 21, 2009

Field Vagina

The act of a girl laying spread eagle naked on field using the musk of her dirty vagina to lure a ground squirrel to eat her out and reach moist sexual pleasure

While in Wisconsin this field vagina isn't gonna get me far

by BeaconOfGross May 7, 2017

Field of Dreams Fallacy

The mistaken belief that "if you build it, they will come". Responsible for the failure of many Internet startups.

The client didn't understand why no one was visiting his site and I just didn't have the heart to tell him that he had fallen for the Field of Dreams fallacy.

by shamanticist June 19, 2018

reality distortion field

reality-distortion field n. An expression used to describe the persuasive ability of managers like Steve Jobs (the term originated at Apple Computer in the 1980's to describe his peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the marketpace.

"A reality distortion field. In Steve's presence, reality is malleable. He can convince anyone of practically anything. It wears off when he's not around, but it makes it hard to have realistic schedules."

by Matrix9180 August 12, 2004

Mike Fielding

Mike Fielding plays Naboo in The Mighty Boosh.
He is adorable and hilarious.
But is often shadowed (literally) by his brother, Noel Fielding , as Mike, is kinda seen as the lesser of the two fieldings.
Aww. and on top of that he is cute and lispy.

Stef: Hahaha Naboo.haaa Mike Fielding.
Rachel: aww hes so short and lispy.
Stef: poor him being Noel's brother.
Rachel: yeh must suck.
Stef: he probably gets Noels cast-offs.
Rachel: Don't be mean! Naboo rocks!
Stef: Yeah totally.deffo.

by PlanPony January 18, 2008

field

an area for growin weed

what up bruv,come get stoned with me in my field

by mc flava 01 July 1, 2003

fake field goal

This is when you tell your sex partner you're going to fuck her in the pussy (going for #1 hole) then you stick it in her ass (going in the #2 hole)

fake the 1 point and go for 2!!!!

I pulled a fake field goal on my bitch last night. She never saw it coming.

by jmizzel January 12, 2009