Fap Shorts

Shorts worn under your pants, used when you're a cronic masturbator and need to wank off in a semi-public area. You may be alone but there is still risk of someone walking in. You really want to rub ur dick so instead of pulling your pants down which is unexplainable to someone who walks in on you, you wank with you pants on. The fap shorts are used to soak up your sperm and to not stain your pants which would be embarrassing. This way of wanking is useful as if someone walks in, you have a slight chance of passing it off as just being a guy and scratching urself. Unlike if ur sitting there, pants around your ankles, your hand clenching ur throbbing erection, nothing to hide that you are in fact jerking your erection off.
The fap shorts are then removed when given the chance and disposed of, removing all evidence of your quick dispell of sperm.

#1 At a friend's house in an empty room

Geez I could jerk off right now, why does the toilet have to be so close to the living room where everyone is sitting and could easily hear me wanking :(.

Oh wait, im wearing fap shorts! Sweet!
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap ooohhhhhhh fuuuucccckkkkk yyyeeaaaa!

#2 Same place and situation

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap- Door opens

friend: Dude you in here? What ya doing?

You: My balls are fucking itching man, I think I caught something from that tramp last week!

fiend: Oh sucks to be you man!

You: Phhheeewwwwww

by Callum6969 May 14, 2009

Fap Factory

A place one goes to fap.

Dude, I caught Josh visiting the fap factory last night. It was sick.

by MurderMan1 July 11, 2009

Fap Burn

The scabs and patches of dead skin resembling carpet burns that appear on your penis after excessive wanking.

Guy 1- "Dude, yesterday I tried showering, but the soap stung my doodle so much."

Guy 2- "Oh yeah? Weird... why is that?"

Guy 1- "I got bored over the weekend and got fap burn after jerking off so much.

Guy 2- "Too much info there, buddy.."

by Cinanymous September 23, 2010

fap gap

another term for a relationship, relating to not having to masturbate for the duration of the time spent in the relationship.

Dude, I've been in this fap gap for like 3 months now!

by fapman3000 April 11, 2010

Fap Snap

When one half of a couple become verbally aggressive at the other resulting in one partner withholding sex ultimately forcing the other to masturbate when aroused next.

"Yea, Amber won't give me any for the rest of the night...I yelled at her for no reason and now the pearly gates are closed... fap snap strikes again"

by shoffnee October 11, 2014

Fap-nap

Fap-nap: a nap that occurs after the act of hand to schlong masturbation. Sometimes before the clean up has occurred. Used as a way to fight insomnia and a way to facilitate the sleeping process.

I took a fap-nap over lunch break! It was a deep sleep and I feel rejuvenated.

by PedroSteensgardio November 11, 2014

fap fap fap

Is what you do when your parents arent home. If they are, that may be dangerous. It means masturbation in case you didn't know. Its also a funny way to say it.

(no parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*

(with parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*
Your mother: (opens door) Son i need that...
You: *fap* HOLY SHHI- (falls down the bed, grabs everything and does a tornado flip)
Your mother: (closes the door)
You: FFFFUUUUUU...

by Chullage February 1, 2009