by feetlicka69 October 6, 2025
Get the ejaculationbot69 mug.A college football bowl game sponsored by condom and sex toy makers as well as by pharmaceutical companies that sell drugs to treat erectile dysfunction.
During the game, players are required to visit Ejaculation Tents along the sidelines in which they are brought to orgasm by various means. The tents are organized by sexual preferences.
The winning team is awarded the coveted Ejaculation Bowl, an engraved, decorative crystal bowl large enough to capture and hold the semen of all players and coaches. Some choose to freeze the team's ejaculate for donation to sperm banks.
During the game, players are required to visit Ejaculation Tents along the sidelines in which they are brought to orgasm by various means. The tents are organized by sexual preferences.
The winning team is awarded the coveted Ejaculation Bowl, an engraved, decorative crystal bowl large enough to capture and hold the semen of all players and coaches. Some choose to freeze the team's ejaculate for donation to sperm banks.
The college football players were disappointed not to have been selected to play in a major bowl game, but were psyched to be going to the Ejaculation Bowl.
One player said, "I hope the volunteers in the Ejaculation Tents are hot." Another said, "I hope we win and get to jack off into the Ejaculation Bowl together. Maybe I'll even get to be a dad." Another said, "I'm not sure I'm going to invite my mom and dad to the game."
One player said, "I hope the volunteers in the Ejaculation Tents are hot." Another said, "I hope we win and get to jack off into the Ejaculation Bowl together. Maybe I'll even get to be a dad." Another said, "I'm not sure I'm going to invite my mom and dad to the game."
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by The Porridge of Oz November 25, 2009
Get the bowl evacuation mug.The tucking, removing, or general hiding of security ID's in a place of employment that requires name badges be displayed. This act is done during extended bathroom breaks, as not to be identified under the stall partition.
by ~TheLuckyOne13~ June 11, 2014
Get the Stealth Evacuation mug.When everyone leaves the stadium at half time because their team is losing so badly. Especially effective term if the losing team makes a huge come-back and wins. Can also be used to refer to leaving a party or concert early just because it doesn't meet your initial expectations then hearing the next morning that it turned out great.
The newspaper reported a substantial premature evacuation in the third quarter, which despite the Bulls' turnaround for a stunning last-minute win, was hard on the team's morale.
by GigiPDX December 29, 2014
Get the premature evacuation mug.noun: a loud cheer ejaculated loudly and involuntarily during a sporting event when one thinks his or her team gained some ground, when it really was a play that favored the other team.
Sitting in the Brazil section of the futbol staduim, Jose emitted a premacheer ejaculation thinking his team's goalie had made the save, when the ball had actually rolled in. The other Brazil fans beat him up for his mistake.
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