erection dyslexia

Temporary bout of dyslexia brought on by an erection.

-“What the heck was up that message you sent last night? It didn’t make sense.”

-“Sorry, I had erection dyslexia when I wrote it.”

erection dyslexia

by mckat May 3, 2018

erection interference

When a guy is talking to a woman and someone slips in and stops the game(her friend or another guy) see also cock blocking

I didn't hook up last night. Her friend ran erection interference

by CDub83 November 8, 2020

erection injector

Someone who overcompensated for the size of their truck and tries to redeem themselves

Jeff bought too big of a truck and now has to get an erection injector.

by xXPussy DestroyerXx June 1, 2016

cerebral erection

When you really like an idea or a thought, it gives you a cerebral erection.

When Denny told me about his new business idea, it gave me a cerebral erection.

by Playa Wizard May 7, 2018

reddit erection

sort of like a instinct when someone disrespects things redditors like

nerd: Keanu reeves is trash

*reddit erection kicks in*
reddit chad: *buttfucks the nerd until he apologizes*

by naenihanaenae February 13, 2022

jesus erection

when a man is able to reach erection quickly after ejacultion.

Dude i totally had a jesus erection last night in bed.

by witchslayer69 May 19, 2018

Erection Election

Someone who gets voted for something just because they are attractive

Man 1: Hey dude Lisa Is our team captain .

Man 2. Fuck her she's just a erection election

by LimeTiger February 10, 2017