back engineering

A True Geologists term for bum sex

That was great back engineering JP!

by elmert johnstone March 19, 2007

afro-engineered

The politically correct version of "nigger rigged". To do a poor job fixing an item, usually with sub-par materials.

Tyrone's bumper fell of his car so he afro-engineered it by super gluing it back on.

by Mighty Whitey August 7, 2003

Sound engineer

Somebody who wrongfully uses the title "sound engineer" for their job when they really belong to a group called "sound technicians".

Their job is to facilitate the production of sound during recordings and events using technology that an actual engineer has designed.

"So what do you do you for a living?"
"I'm a sound engineer"

"Ah so you must be quite good with electronics then"
"No, I just sit in a recording studio and press buttons"

"Ah right, I think you mean you are a sound technician"

by Frankxk April 20, 2021

squirt engine

A mixed drink made from Squirt soda, Gin, and a little grenadine.

"Squirt Engine is a great drink."

by Mo D March 15, 2008

Engine Work

The kind of bullshit excuse levied by lazy developers at Jagex LTD when they require *Engine Work* to implement a new feature.

Examples
jagex: "'oi guise we're ganna ship group iron man this year!@"
also jagex: "nah mate, can't do nuffin about that, that's engine work!"

redditor: hey jagex its been 1 year what happened to group ironman?
mod ash: engine work
redditor: well, when is it coming?
mod ash: winter 2017

by flknjraelkjgnKU$E#?>%RNG July 15, 2020

Closet Engineering

One who designs without consequences or comment. Including but not limited to election or selection of network monkeys.

Engineering without the title or pay makes you a Closet Engineering fool.

by network junkies April 17, 2009

Engineer shot

1) Take a shot of tequila

2) Snort a line of salt
3) Squirt the lime in your eye

4) Get slapped in the face

Took an engineer shot to be a real engineer

by Realengineer May 19, 2019