Weed stored ONLY for emergency purposes such as:
1) If there is ever a drought...
2) If (or when) your parents catch your stash -- because they almost always find your pot at some point in time, whether your thirteen or thirty years old - it doesn't matter, they'll find your sizzle somehow/someway.
3) If you get robbed
4) If the cops confiscate your MJ
5) If your girlfriend breaks up with you and takes the kids...and the weed
1) If there is ever a drought...
2) If (or when) your parents catch your stash -- because they almost always find your pot at some point in time, whether your thirteen or thirty years old - it doesn't matter, they'll find your sizzle somehow/someway.
3) If you get robbed
4) If the cops confiscate your MJ
5) If your girlfriend breaks up with you and takes the kids...and the weed
Jay: Dude, I heard you got pulled over by the cops and they took all your pot!
Ant: Duuuuuude, don't worry, man. I have my emergenweed at home.
Jay: Sweet. Let's smoke some weed.
Ant: Duuuuuude, don't worry, man. I have my emergenweed at home.
Jay: Sweet. Let's smoke some weed.
by Louie Lupo July 30, 2011
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Nip Nip Emergence is what happens when a woman gets cold and/or wet and/or has a bad bra.
Nip Nip, as in nipples, and emergence as in a combination of emergency and emerging.
Nip Nip Emergence is what happens when a woman gets cold and/or wet and/or has a bad bra.
Nip Nip, as in nipples, and emergence as in a combination of emergency and emerging.
1. Person 1: Dude! Is this a good bra or a bad bra?
Person 2: Bad bra! You have some nip nip emergence going on!
2. Person 1: Damn! I'm soaked and freezing!
Person 2: Yeah, I could tell by the nip nip emergence.
Person 2: Bad bra! You have some nip nip emergence going on!
2. Person 1: Damn! I'm soaked and freezing!
Person 2: Yeah, I could tell by the nip nip emergence.
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John Egbert is an absolute idiot who some how managed to die and reach the god tier of 'Heir of Breath", which then caused him to be useful. He enjoyed fucking around with time and space when he got the chance. Look on some random pages in the comic, you'll find his hand in the background.
John Egbert is an absolute idiot who some how managed to die and reach the god tier of 'Heir of Breath", which then caused him to be useful. He enjoyed fucking around with time and space when he got the chance. Look on some random pages in the comic, you'll find his hand in the background.
Person 1(who has clearly never read Homestuck to be asking this question): Who's your favourite character from Homestuck?
Person 2: I don't know.. John Egbert? Honestly there's too many characters to just pick one.
Person 2: I don't know.. John Egbert? Honestly there's too many characters to just pick one.
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Get the emerica mug.Noun: The student run, volunteer EMS agency at the GW University. Capable of responding to all medical emergencies (asthma attacks, dislocated joints, heart attacks, cardiac arrest) on and off campus.
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