East Lansing High School

A high school located near Michigan State, full of potheads, groups with names, and fake-ass bitches. Nothing of interest happens except for Lame parties and Calender's, oh and fat girls peeing behind couches. Someone is always claiming to have gotten raped, by a group of guys who have tiny penises (The Fam), or someone is trying to get blown by a freshman. Hookup lists are common. Half the girls wear more makeup than clothes (The 7 aka the 4ht). Girls always have something to bitch about and are frequently sloppy drunk. 99% of the guys come back from lunch smelling like weed. Freshmen are whores, sophomores are whores, Juniors are whores, and the Seniors are whores. It sucks, besides egg wars.

Person 1: Wow, Did you go to that East Lansing Party?
Person 2: No, I heard it was lame as fuck and someone got rapped.

Cutler: Look how small my dick is!
Drew: Mines smaller. Dang We have typical East Lansing High School dick.

Haley: Do I have enough makeup on?
Taylor: Nahhh, you don't look East Lansing high School Hot.

by Truthbeyocthies November 3, 2011

East Lake High School

A high school full of rich kids that think they're considered rednecks because they only wear camouflage clothing and boots. Most of them waste all their parent's money on dip and cigarettes that they only use in school's parking lot for the attention. On the weekends these fake rednecks take their brand new trucks out mudding and don't even bother to wash them afterwards so that they look "cool" when they roll into school on Monday.

EAST LAKE HIGH SCHOOL PARKING LOT:

Person 1: Look at that wannabe redneck smoking over there, so cool...

Person 2: Where? I can't see him.

Person 1: Oh it must be because he is wearing that fashionable camo jacket.

Person 2: Maybe he is going hunting.

Person 1: Yeah hunting the incoming freshmen girls.

Person 2: They'll never see him coming.

by not an el slop June 12, 2013

East Ham

Mad, but not as mad as barking mad. On the District Line of the London Underground, East Ham is the station immediately west of Barking.

You're East Ham, you are! One stop short of Barking!

by George Icbar September 12, 2005

east williamsburg

a real estate term for western bushwick. The name is used to raise rents by attaching a shitty location to allegedly cooler one, when in fact anything past graham avenue is bushwick.

I found an ad on criagslist for a sweet loft in east williamsburg, only like 3000 a month

by Daneil January 27, 2005

East Grand Rapids

The most prestigious place to live in West Michigan, a town of just over 10,000 people found East of Downtown Grand Rapids surrounded by a beatiful lake. East Grand Rapids has one of the Greatest Public School systems in the country, and over 95 State High School Championships, The most in the state and 2nd most in the nation. Also home to the 38th President of the United States, Gerald R. Ford.

Known also by "EGR", and simply "East".

"East Grand Rapids, A better place to live"

by -B.D. May 13, 2005

East County

A euphemism generally reserved for inhabitants of the Eastern portion of San Diego County. These people typically brandish tattoos, iron crosses, poor dental care, and can be seen driving trucks lifted 6" higher in the front than in the rear (a.k.a. "bro lift") laden with SRH, Metal Mulisha and Kottonmouth Kings stickers. The entire back seats of these vehicles are taken up by subwoofers booming shitty white boy rap music. People of this character are usually inbred and can be described as being white trash, classless and exhibiting an extreme lack of intelligence.

Person 1: Man, did you see that asshole just cut me off in that lifted piece of shit F150?

Person 2: So east county.

by Carbomb January 9, 2011

east bumble fuck

Just another way of saying bumble fuck or bfe. It means even more out of the way than regular Bumble Fuck, being as it's East bumble fuck. Said by pretentious college students, usually.

It took me ages to get here because I just parked in East Bumble Fuck.

by toee May 23, 2006