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Mad, but not as mad as barking mad. On the District Line of the London Underground, East Ham is the station immediately west of Barking.
You're East Ham, you are! One stop short of Barking!
by George Icbar August 18, 2005
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A horny gym teacher, pedophile, or pervert. See also: tedesco
That Eastham over there is such a pedophile. I heard he had sex with Bryce.
by Quantumburrito June 22, 2019
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