Revision Drunk

Think of all the syptoms of overdrinking....Not being able to constuct a sentence, stand up, think straight, excessive urination from the caffeine, the start of insanity..... Revision is exactly like being drunk. Henceforth the term....'Revision Drunk'

When you're on your fourteenth hour in the library revising and the smallest of tasks like stringing a sentence together becomes impossible when you're brain has turned into mush from the caffeine and sugar overload! And you can't even walk in a straight line when you stand up due to sitting down for so long.. revision drunk!

by Lampshade28 October 23, 2011

Poop Drunk

When you have to poop so bad, you lose all focus on whatever you should be doing.

I am so poop drunk that I cant focus on writing my weekly budget.

by roger2001 March 13, 2010

Drunk Drifting

Drifting in a car or a truck while drunk. Usually ends in disaster.

Phillip totalled his truck when he went Drunk Drifting.

by TheFiend138 November 17, 2014

drunk slut

actually spelled as 1 word (drunkslut), a girl that is usually attractive and preppy and really stuck up during the week. but once friday night comes, she's totally drunk and will have sex w/ anybody before passing out and puking/pissing on herself

the drunkslut (drunk slut) ignored me all week but on friday she fucked me since she had done 5 shots

by Takinabreakistan December 28, 2005

pirate drunk

adj. Pirate drunk is the condition whereas you are so drunk, that you see double. To compensate, you cover one eye (like a pirate's eye patch). Typically, you are so drunk that you do not have a problem talking to someone seated next to you with one hand over your eye.

Lisa, "Tom called me from the bar last night, and I couldn't understand a word he said. He was totally pirate drunk."

MD, "He was at the Cubs game that afternoon, so it's not a big surprise."

by chi_tom July 20, 2008

town drunk

The man or woman most known in your particular municipality for drinking. Normally homeless, normally seen drunk (even in the daytime).

The hobo with a bottle in his hand in your public square right now!

by Lefty May 4, 2005

TSA Drunk

Being drunk to the point that you get overly touchy feely with your friends, co-workers, and/or random strangers.
Based on the Transportation Security Administration new pat-down procedures

Dan: Ut ohhhh...Chad's grabbing the bouncers ass, again!
AJ: Is he that hammered already?!?
Ryan: Nah he's beyond hammered he's TSA Drunk

by DBGTrainer1 January 21, 2011