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Being drunk to the point that you get overly touchy feely with your friends, co-workers, and/or random strangers.
Based on the Transportation Security Administration new pat-down procedures
Dan: Ut ohhhh...Chad's grabbing the bouncers ass, again!
AJ: Is he that hammered already?!?
Ryan: Nah he's beyond hammered he's TSA Drunk
by DBGTrainer1 January 20, 2011
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