douche cowboy

Greasy filthy scragley long haired ripped t-shirt, cowboy boot wearing skid. Chases cougars with his fake shity Nashville accent. Usually hangs out at local watering holes preying on the weak. Spreads round worms and Chlamydia to every person he interacts with including pets and wildlife.

Approace with caution, pepper spray and a Hazmat suite. Is known to have winey bitch tantrums and destroy private property.

Answers to the follows calls:

"Cooooorrrryyyy Maaarkwaaarrrt"
"Hey DC!"

"Did you see that Douche Cowboy over there? Coooryyy Maaarkkkwaart....Hey DC!"

"I think I got worms from that Douche Cowboy that took advantage of me when I was drunk."

"That Douche Cowboy' s long gross hair left grease marks on my furniture."

"That Douche Cowboy is so full of himself. Look at what he is Wearing he looks so stupid!

by spacekitty123 February 2, 2017

Douche Cloud

When someone in a public area hits an e-cigarette with everything they've got and blow out a huge vape cloud everyone now has to walk through.

Ugh, I walked through that Asshat's douche cloud and all I smell is Blue Razzbery Funk Jizz

by Talamascaa April 15, 2017

Gridlock Douche

Someone who is completely oblivious to the fact that traffic is completely stopped on the other end of a large intersection and continues to drive out into said intersection simply because they have a green light.

When the light turns red and the crossing traffic gets a green light, there is now nowhere to go because this moron is blocking traffic, creating a gridlocked situation in extreme cases.

I was 25 minutes late for work today because some gridlock douche turned Route 9 into a parking lot near the mall.

I stopped at the green light because I could clearly see traffic was bumper-to-bumper on the other side. So when the jackass behind me started beeping I yelled back, "Sorry, I'm not a gridlock douche like you."

by Pilotguy44 October 6, 2009

douche

Means to fight someone and it also describes the type of person that you would want to fight.

"That douche is such a clown, let's douche him after skool."

by Diego August 18, 2003

Royal Douche

adj. -term of derision used to describe a man who takes on trappings of wealth inappropriately in an attempt to be perceived as prosperous. noun- A male who can be described as such at all times.

1) Look at that bunch of Royal Douche medical students wearing their scrubs into a bar.

2)The funny thing about any guy with a constant Blue Tooth in his ear is that he is defacto such a Royal Douche nobody wants to talk to him.

by appleb September 23, 2011

douche lips

A pursing of the lips used primarily by Jersey douchebags when they are posing for a photograph, especially when there is a woman in the picture. Although the exact meaning is unknown, there are several theories. Some say the douche lips are a sign of dominance over the woman in the picture, or the viewer of the photograph -- sort of a "kiss my ass" gesture. Others say the douche lips are meant to look like a human anal sphincter. And still others believe that the douche lips simply signify douche tribe membership to nearby douches, who often have spiked hair, fake tans, and huge, steroid-induced physiques.

To ensure his place in the Douchebag Hall of Fame, Tony made douche lips in every single one of his wedding pictures.

by Jimmy G. February 3, 2008

buster douch

Buster douch. A thug term used to describe a wannabe " player" baller"" gangster "ect and douch for the faulty shit they try to pull n hit up on thers females cuz they think they a baller n can fool them into going to a motel room alone to sleep with them thinking \ hopping that they are faulty as well and don't tell their men?? 🤦🤦🤦 So don't b a buster douch🤣🤣🤣

Did your girl tell you to that fool Reese(s) trying to spit game on them to his sorry not sorry , don't b a buster douch🤣🤣😉

by k187c October 21, 2019