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Barn Door Syndrome

Abbreviated BDS

The act of going into a room where the door is closed then exiting leaving the door wide open hence the phrase "Were you raised in a barn"?

This activity often annoys the other people in the room who deem privacy and peace and quiet an upmost concern.
Wtf man does she have Barn Door Syndrome? She can't even close the door back when she comes in! I'm trying to play a game here and they are yelling in the other room WTFOMGBBQ
by MobileKing May 9, 2013
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baby door

"he totes slammed my baby door!"

"my baby door was knocked off its hinges last night!"
by gurlilla December 31, 2013
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back door lover

Back door love can mean two things: anal sex, which "back door" can be your anus. It can also be a lover (male/female) of a married man/woman.
"I'm your back door lover/ creepin' in when the lights go off..." Song lyric from Josie and the Pussycats (movie)
by VintageDetour August 12, 2014
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Open Door Dumper

Takes shit without closing door and others are in the building.
I knew things wouldn't last between myself and that girl because she was an ODD (open door dumper)
by OMG it's Patty G February 15, 2015
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skank door

by QueenDee1 May 18, 2017
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Jumpers in the door

U.S. Army Airborne slang for the phenomenon in which one has to shit so badly it could blow at any moment.

Having 'Jumpers in the door' is an emergency situation usually characterized by a frantic race to the toilet, and in which if a bathroom facility is not located immediately a huge mess in one's underwear could occur.

The actual phrase is coined after a chalk of U.S. Army paratroopers awaiting the green light during an Airborne operation, so they may exit the aircraft -- particularly the number 1 jumper who is waiting directly in front of the door for the light to change.

The civilian equivalent of this expression are, Turtlehead poking our, or TTF - Turd Touching Fabric
Dude #1, "Hey man, why are you walking like that? Where are you going in such a hurry??"

Dude #2, "Can't talk right now bro, got Jumpers in the door.."
by ABN_PMPN505 November 22, 2011
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Old Prison Door

Used to describe a girlfriend who you just hate being with and utterly despise, thus giving you the feeling of being the wrong side of a 'prison door' with absolutely no way out.
Mike Myers: Mate James Franco is having a sick party this weekend, the last party of his I went to, we stayed up into the morning drinking Cristal and snorting coke off models' tits. Please say your free bro?

Luke Wilson: I have the old prison door round tonight she is here for the weekend, I can't fucking believe this, she's so fucking dread man.

Mike Myers: Rather you than me son, enjoy your night watching Love actually and wanking off desperately trying to avoid her gaze.
by SandwichBoy69 May 14, 2012
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