Doofas

(Noun)
An unbright person. Idiot. Unintelligent. Obtuse.

Because of the president's Tweets, one must conclude he is a doofas.

by Toluquita March 7, 2018

Double Doodie

When one shits and pisses at the same time.

Hey Kelly I just increased my productivity, I double doodie saving me a second trip to the bathroom.

by marie_tara January 15, 2009

booty doobie

placing a joint or blunt between a girls butt cheeks and smoking it.

girl get you nothin' on and we can smoke some booty doobies

by heybitchyoutalkalotofshit August 11, 2011

Poop doobie

Tiny rolled up pieces of toilet paper on the floor after wiping that has poop on it.

Ugh I went into the bathroom and saw tiny poop doobies on the floor!

by Bobotastic November 24, 2016

Doodis

A doodis is the coolest dance ever created. To doodis properly, one must first hear a sick beat, yell "Let's DOODIS!", walk forward with jazz hands in a seizure style, drop down and move your hands under and then out from under the legs, then bring it back up, slow, to the beat, waving arms side to side, and then smacking a round of fives to all of those who were cool enough to participate.

Gabe: "Hey, is that Gin and Juice I hear?"
Jeremy: "Yea, you know what time it is...."
Jeremy and Gabe: "LET'S DOODIS!"
Ladies (afterwards): "You two are soooo hot!"

by Boom Kyang May 6, 2011

dinner and a doobie

The fairly self-explanatory expression used to describe the events of an evening, usually spent either with friends or with a girl you like. It's just like doing "dinner and a movie" ...except way better. Also can be sung as a parody of the Phish song "Dinner and a Movie", like so: "Let's go out to dinner and SMOKE A DOOBIE!"

Stefan: Do you have plans for tonight?
Carolyn: Yeah.
Stefan: What are you doing?
Carolyn: Dinner and a doobie, with you.
Stefan: word.

by FreshmanHippieGirl October 27, 2007

doofing

Putting your testicals inside a vacuum cleaner.

"did you hear what john did yesterday? he was totally doofing!!"

"duuudee. lets doof together!"

by greatday87 October 26, 2011