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Vegan Denial

When a vegan believes disgusting food taste good because:

1. He or she has been vegan so long, he or she forgets what good food tastes like.
2. He or she is so passionately devoted to veganism that psychologically vegan substitutes must taste good.

Note: Not all vegan food is bad and not all vegans are in vegan denial.
How can anyone buy those vegan cupcakes? They taste like chalk.

Vegan Denial.

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I made these vegan fish tacos. They are good, not vegan denial good.
by A vegetarian June 12, 2008
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Decalcify your Pineal Gland

An euphemism for ejaculation, the act of ejaculating.
“How do you decalcify your pineal gland?”
“Ask your mum. She decalcified my pineal gland last night.”
by Fingergun Arseholster November 14, 2022
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mutual denial

A term to describe a situation where a person or group knows someone or another group knows they do something but pretend they don't and if it comes up everyone denies it.
Person A: "Yeah by parents know I drink, and they know I know they know, but we all pretend we I don't."

Person B: "Mutual Denial"

Person A: "yeah, 'Mutual Denial'"

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I know you know I do it but we are going to pretend we don't and if it comes up we deny it.
by Anti-Liberal1026 January 29, 2010
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Furries in Denial

Everyone who goes to furry or otherkin websites and denies that they go there or are a furry. They should just go kill themselves and make the our mundane world a better place that is furry free.
Furries in denial are everywhere on werelist and gamefaqs messageboards.
by Mundane Shawn March 13, 2005
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Loser Denial

Terribly missing an ex... where that you just can't help yourself
"my best friend has a bad case of loser denial"
by Honest Gent 002 January 17, 2009
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morning wood denial

This is when a lady refuses to have sex with her, even though he has a full on morning wood!
Lisa gave Jon morning wood denial, after having fought the night before!
by guyfawkes74 January 3, 2010
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denial

what all Kerry supporters are in and what Kerry himself is in, because he knows and i know and everyone else knows he didn't deserve these medals.another good definition is false hope.
If Kerry sincerely thinks he deserves any of the three supposed purple hearts he received, he is in serious denial!No one has yet too see the orders that were put in for all three of these medals.
by Shannon September 10, 2004
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