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Chin diapering

Gerund form of multi-part verb “to chin diaper,” i.e., to lazily pull your mask under your chin instead of taking it off completely and deploying when needed.
“Man, it is staggering how many people are chin diapering in midtown today. Lazy fucks look like freaking idiots walking around like that. Sheesh."
by Vanderweasel September 25, 2021
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diaper butt

A girl with that soggy pizza dough booty... look like a shitty diaper in her draws
Where did ol’ diaper butt go?
Bro that bitch shitter herself let that diaper butt go
by Kempbillton June 7, 2018
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diaper decker

The act of defecating in the baby changing station at a public bathroom, then folding up the door leaving a nasty surprise for the next parent. This act comes from the idea of an "upper decker" or a "top shelf".
The toilets in that rest stop are disgusting. I couldn't take a chance to rest my cheeks on one of those seats. So I left the men's room a diaper decker.
by Magoo Wes March 26, 2010
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biker diaper

Padded shorts used for biking, also known as a chamois. Feels like a full wet diaper when you sit down after a long bike ride, but instead of urine, it's wet with crotch sweat.
Person 1: "good ride, man."
Person 2: "Yah, that was a long one. I really need to go change my biker diaper."
Person 1: "gross.... Me too...."
by MTB man July 6, 2011
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Diaper Dialed

When a child or baby accidentally calls someone when they are playing with your phone. Similar to Butt Dialing
My nephew Diaper Dialed me last night. I picked up the phone and all I heard was baby talk.
by comguy12 October 14, 2009
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Diaper Dick

When a man's pants puff out or crease around his crotch area in such an unflattering way that it resembles a diaper bulge.
"Dude, that guy's pleated pants are giving him major diaper dick."

Dave feels like a hot stud when he gets diaper dick because it makes his junk look huge, but really he just looks like a tool.
by Meowpowwow June 21, 2016
mugGet the Diaper Dickmug.

diaper mask

What one wears when they are going to get shitfaced
"Hey Paul I hope you brought your diaper mask because we are getting shitfaced"
by taterskinss July 10, 2012
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