Painus Cupcake

A character based on a character in Team Fortress 2, He is based off the character soldier. In every episode he says, "I am Painus Cupcake I will eat you" and eats people

Guy1: Dude who the fuck was that?
Guy2: HOLY SHIT ITS PAINUS CUPCAKE

Painus Cupcake: I am Painus Cupcake... I will eat you. :D
Both Guys: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Painus Cupcake: om nom nom nom nom

by SEXYMANBEAST4555555 December 20, 2010

Johnny Cupcakes

A guy who dropped out of college started with nothing and now has one of the best online clothing stores and 2 stores in los angeles and boston. Makes cute original shirts for guys, girls and now Kids.

Johnny Cupcakes clothing site:
www.johnnycupcakes.com

by Ally(: October 27, 2008

cupcake brown

An inspirational woman who went from living behind a Dumpster to becoming a top San Fransisco lawyer.

Cupcake Brown is my fav inspirational-book writer.

by Angelacia July 18, 2007

Cupcake lesbian

Straight women who are aroused by other women's breasts. Just as the best part of a cupcake is the frosted top, they prefer the top portion of a woman's body, only.

I love boobies, but can't stand vajayjays. I'm such a cupcake lesbian.

by grapefruit lovah December 7, 2010

Edp's Cupcake

Edp's cupcake is an underage dish which consists of Almost 99% of the mass of the human body is made up of six elements: oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus. Only about 0.85% is composed of another five elements: potassium, sulfur, sodium, chlorine, and magnesium. And can only cook during the night, Cause ya gotta give yo meat a good ol' rub ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But most importantly Edp's cupcake was very erotic and worth eating atleast once in your life, Make sure there aint no fucking police nearby tho.....

Hey did u taste Edp's cupcake
Yeah, and I got a free trip to the prison

by Murtuza June 6, 2021

nipple cupcakes

Term used to describe cupcakes with a cherry (or other round topping) which in fact look like nipples. Founded by KC and Elka of the PlanetCast Podcast. It is sometimes shouted at concerts (i.e. Tegan and Sara) to search for fellow kelkians.

"I want me some nipple cupcakes!"

by Dana C February 17, 2008

Devil's Cupcake

When you squirt whipped cream in a hookers arsehole and she then farts it back in your face. Best practiced in kinky, no inhibitions whorehouses.

Man I just did a Devil's Cupcake with Eat and Cake at the Devils Den, shit got nasty

by Thats.mattastic April 21, 2015