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Anus cucumber

Well the simple definition to this coplex word is when a person is being "silly" or "retarded" or a "carli" or mainly a "michael". An Anus Cucumber can really be anyone. Anyone who is willing to take their best friends phone and take a picture of their ass. I myself am an Anus Cucumber. Proud of it. Now be sure not to mispell this fine phrase by doing this "What an Anis Cucumequre" or something of that nature... So go ahead! Take your best friends phone! She dont need it! Feel free to use this term when need to! I mean an anus cucmber is the friggen best way to tell your lover " You are one sexxxxy beast" Spice this phrase over anything you say! You wanna be cool...just say it...everyone else is doing it..comeon you`ll like the way way it makes you feel.

Note:Never look at picture of an anus through Google Image...
Gosh Michael! You are such an Anus Cucumber!!!
Mr.Justin Hagerman is an Anus cucumber!!!
by Jesseanne December 14, 2008
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slice your cucumbers

1. to squeez ure testis in a slicin manner
by kram.shost inc January 8, 2005
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Cucumber dick

A cucumber dick is a way of telling a guy they have no dick and they've obviously shoved a cucumber down their trousers. Usually used in a context to make a boy go on the defensive because all he cares about is his penis.
Girl 1: James is such a dick
Girl 2: Yeah, he totally has a cucumber dick
by Pixies February 19, 2015
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Sea Cucumber

A long, massive terd that is set afloat in one sitting.
Dude, i just launched a huge sea cucumber! it was HUGE!
by La'Sarah January 12, 2008
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CucumberFuck

me:dude i have no life
friend: bro i got you, go CucumberFuck
by TROLLR666 April 26, 2017
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Jizz-cucumber

Me
Im a jizz-cucumber
by big dick June 19, 2003
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cucumber

used as a perverted currency in exchange for certain oral pleasures
Simon did it for a cuke sandwich
by Robert Harding April 14, 2005
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