3 definitions by kram.shost inc

oih

1. to masterbate with a bamboo cross
2. if you're jewish see above and use star of david

"Jared, just because you are Jewish, doesn't mean you can't oih yourself"
"Matt, why don't you go to flippin bed and oih yourself"

by kram.shost inc January 9, 2005

slice your cucumbers

1. to squeez ure testis in a slicin manner

"Have you ever sliced your cucumbers, Matt?"

by kram.shost inc January 9, 2005

fuckle

1. whatever you want it to mean

"Lauren, you fuckle me up"
"Kramer, i fuckle your profile"
"Matt i fuckle you"
"Matt do you know how much i fuckle you?"

by kram.shost inc January 9, 2005