Chumptard

A person most likely Repunklican that believes every lie that the 45th POTUS utters, no matter how unbelievable the information. See also Cognitive dissonance and morally bankrupt

Mitch McConnell is such a chumptard, you can see him and his Kneel & Bob Economics stumping for Chump 45, and all of their corporate masters.

by TheProphet13 November 11, 2020

Cumption

You need courage to collect the big, juicy pile of cum in your cellar. Do not cave in. Do not clean. Build it bigger. The resilience not to give in is called cumption, and it is mustered from deep within.

Mother is knocking on the cellar door. Will you mop the pile, or gather the cumption to preserve it?

by Marlando of Shadowmere May 27, 2021

crumpetto

crumpets loves sasha from aot and is a great artist !

here’s crumpetto defined

“do you know crunpetto ?!”
“yeah i do !! did you know they’re in love with hop pop alongside sasha ??”
“WOW i didn’t know that”

by sumireslover September 15, 2021

crumpeting

driving on the left side of the road to mock the British

Freddy: Have you guys been crumpeting recently?
Connor: Yes, I ran over 12 children.
Hunter: Me too, but they were milfs.

by WaterNotWet November 27, 2021

Crumpkin

A blowjob/head while in the toilet taking a dump.

“This bad bitch named Zaliyah gave me a crumpkin yesterday.”

by Biggernalls November 28, 2021

crumpeting

driving in the left side of the road in a way to mock British people

Freddy: Were you the one crumpeting on the news?
Person 2: Yeah, I hate British people.

by anonymous December 7, 2021

Cumptumplation

After ejactulation, the act of regretting your recent actions.

In my state of cumptumplation, I couldn't believe how many horses that woman took.

by Schalor April 6, 2022