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to crucify

verb : (to)

to lay off your workers, for no specific reason other than the fact that you decide to move your company overseas.
Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, remember I told you my boss was thinking about firing me? Well now he finally succeeded. I finally learned the reason; it's not just me he is firing, it's everyone. He's going to crucify the entire staff.

Carl: Oh, the bastard. If he is going to crucify all his staff like that, and other companies follow suit, guess what?, the laid off workers around The United States might start a Communist revolution. It makes no sense to me, pentoute what he is doing.
by Sexydimma November 14, 2012
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to crucify

to lay off your workers, for no specific reason other than the fact that you decide to move your company overseas, even in times of economic prosperity.
Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, remember I told you my boss was going to crucify me? Well now he finally succeeded. My company is moving overseas. I think we will have to move into the basement of your dad's country place, we can't afford the rent here in the city.

Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though. Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.

Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.

Emily: well, in that case, if you want me to be a commodity to pimp out I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (starts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before hitting the sauce
by Sexydimma May 4, 2012
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Russian Crucifix

A form of torture where a person is bolted to a crucifix through their wrists, elbows and shoulders for their arms and ankles, knees and hips for their legs. Eight car batteries are then attached to the bolts from ankle to knee, knee to hip, wrist to elbow and elbow to shoulder. The result is usually non lethal.
Bri gave Sergio a Russian Crucifix for cheating on her.
by DaEif January 8, 2016
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italian crucifixion

When you tie a girl up on a cross and whip her hard nipples with an olive vine until they bleed.
Did you hear that Warren did the Italian Crucifixion to Heather last night?
by El wapo August 26, 2017
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Japanese crucifixion

Where you nail your penis to a board. By then attempting to have anal sex with a gorilla. Leading you to get stomped to death.
I am so ashamed of myself that I am surrendering myself to a Japanese crucifixion
by Huyah sushi July 28, 2019
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One Cruce

A unit of weight equivalent to approximately 6 fully filled hydroflasks or a bull calf at one month of age. About 223 lbs.
John: Damn, that's one big boy over there.
C.P.: Ya, that kid must weigh a full one cruce, and that kid Tman must weigh half a Cruce.
by wet spider January 23, 2020
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Greek Crucifixion

A Greek Crucifixion is when a man, typically gay, takes on four or more other guys at once.

The term name comes from the Greeks, as known for being gay, and Crucifixion, because he has dicks in every possible part of his body, simulating the nails and crown of thorns used on Christ.
Dude Randy got a Greek Crucifixion from those 5 gay tweakers next door last night. Now he has AIDS!
by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020
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